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See you.

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Where the fork at, bud? Should be a
cracking weekend.

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Hey, by all accounts, it's a lovely
hotel.

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You and me in a king -size bed, eh?

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Behave yourself. No chance.

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Not good, is it?

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In this position, I think I've started
getting a bit paranoid.

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Oi!

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You're a damn attractive fella.

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Aren't you, Dan?

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Oh, yeah, we've all been there.

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When you pack it in, you single old
dick!

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Sophie, her nan's just phoned.

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She's offering you a job as a peace
negotiator. You heard that racket from

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door. I can't hear anything over the
noise you're making. I'm going to come

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round there and turn that drill on you
in a minute. There's no point in getting

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all wound up. Just rise above it, be
more neighbourly.

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Ah, there you see?

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You can't have these. You're on a diet.

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No, no, no. I was on a diet. I finished
that yesterday.

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Don't be ridiculous.

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You've only been on it three days.

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And how do you sleep this time?

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You said if I lost half a stone, I could
have steak, kidney pie, chips and peas

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as a reward.

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Well, you haven't lost half a stone,
have you, Dave?

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You've barely lost half a pound.

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You've just been twiddling the wheel on
the scales.

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That is not true.

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Yes, it is.

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Thanks very much.

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Is he going to be doing this much
longer? I'm getting a headache.

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I know, Mummy's head.

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I don't know why I want security
lighting anyway. I've got nothing worth

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pinching.

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Daniel? Hi, beauty boy.

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How are you doing?

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All right.

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This is Daniel. Remember you went on
that booze cruise with us? All right.

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I thought you were living in France.

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Yeah, I am.

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I'm just over for a few days to visit my
parents. I thought I'd surprise them.

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Oh, that's nice.

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Yeah, would have been if they'd been
home.

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They've gone off to North Wales for a
long weekend.

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That's why I'm here.

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There's nothing in the house.

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Oh, I see.

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Are you still with that French lass?

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Juliette? Yeah.

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It's great.

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Perfect, really.

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Though it's tough finding a job over
there.

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They all speak French.

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So, are you at Lucerne this weekend,
then?

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Well, yeah.

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Well, not any more, matey boy. You come
with us.

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What? Yeah, we're going on a car
treasure hunt. Oh, that's going to be

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Hey, the old booze cruise team back
together again. Well, apart from Clive,

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gone down the West Country.

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Yeah, I heard.

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Have you seen anything of Chloe since
you've been back?

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No, I hadn't planned to.

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Oh, it's a bit of a tricky situation,
really, isn't it?

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You mean with her being the way she is?

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Sorry?

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Well, with her having... You know.

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No. What?

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Nothing.

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What's going on?

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Nothing.

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Yeah, just ignore her. She's rambling.
Anyway, treasure hunt.

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My place, 8 o 'clock in the morning. OK?

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Right, yeah.

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See you then. See you later.

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Uh, big mouth.

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Sorry, got you new.

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Oh, every day it's something else.

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Well, I was just told that you could
stick around. I'll be able to watch TJ

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up. Yeah, exactly. How do you like that,
you little bit of laughing?

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Will you keep it down? The twins are
asleep.

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Sally, hi.

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Daniel.

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How are you?

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Fine, thanks.

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Is Chloe in?

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Yeah. Come in.

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Chloe, you have a visitor. Look who's
here.

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Hi.

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Daniel.

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How are you?

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Yeah.

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Good.

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So... How are things with you?

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Oh, my God.

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What? I mean, oh, my God.

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I mean, look at you.

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You're... you're... Pregnant is the word
I think you're searching for, Daniel.

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Yeah.

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Pregnant.

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There.

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All done.

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About bloody time, too.

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Not in the house, Morris.

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When's it due?

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About three weeks.

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Why didn't you tell me?

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Why would I?

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Well, I'm the father.

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I mean, I am the father, aren't I?

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Oh, bloody hell, there's been someone
else.

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Look, Daniel, can we please not go into
all that?

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He was just the guy I was at school
with, that's all.

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Oh, lovely.

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So he's the father, then, is he?

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No, I'm not saying that. Well, whose is
it then?

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It's mine, Daniel.

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Mine.

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Well, yes, obviously it's yours, but it
might be mine too.

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Yes, it might.

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But that's for me to know, isn't it?

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Look, the last thing I want right now is
a man in my life.

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Oh, no.

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Lights are on again.

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I know they're on again.

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They're off now.

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I can see that.

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They're on again.

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I know, you stupid old... Boris, it'll
be a fox or something.

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What, making them go on and off like
that? No.

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They're off again.

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There must be a fork somewhere. I'll go
and check the wiring.

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Shut up!

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Where have you been?

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Um, out.

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Doing what?

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Nothing. You've been next door, haven't
you?

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Possibly. Oh, what have you done?

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Oh, nothing, nothing.

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Oh, um, gotta go.

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Well, where are you going now?

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Work. I've had a call out.

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Catch you later, babe.

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You said you should get a man in to do
the job properly.

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Instead of standing there having a dig,
why don't you do something useful?

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Like sticking your fingers in the light
socket.

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Eh?

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He's done it again.

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Bloody Randall.

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That delinquent husband of yours, where
is he?

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He's out. He's working.

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What, this time of night?

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Well, computers don't just break down in
daytime. If he gets a call, he has to

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go.

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He's not off enjoying himself, you know.

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What the bloody hell's that?

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I've got to put him for a bigger car.

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What? That's the best I can look forward
to.

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Is it? A bigger car?

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Is that where our relationship's
heading?

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Well, um, no. No, of course not.

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I want us to go away together, Rob.

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A nice hotel with a spa and a sauna and
a bed.

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And we will, Jax, I promise.

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Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I've got it all
planned.

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When?

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Uh, soon.

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Oh, good.

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Oh, my God.

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What is it?

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There's blokes out there with machine
guns.

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I bet it's your husband and his
vigilante mates.

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Oh, they're stupid.

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Oh,

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thank God for that.

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Daddy, look, what is all this about? We
were just having a bit of a fumble in

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the back of the car. Yes, sir, but
you've chosen a rather sensitive area

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your bit of a fumble.

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Chevening.

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Chevening? Yes, sir. The Home
Secretary's driveway.

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Oh. We're next Downing Street. Shut up.

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Wish I hadn't told you, Leon. God, you
don't have to push your luck, mate.

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you do it?

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It's just a bit of fun. Nobody gets
hurt.

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Oh, yeah, and Leonie, what if she finds
out? I'll just have to make sure she

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doesn't, won't I?

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So, Daniel?

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Oh, yeah, I bumped into him yesterday.
He's come with us.

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Oh, great.

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What's your Danny, boy?

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Or should I say bonjour?

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All right, yeah.

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Hiya, Rob.

194
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You still with your French bird, eh?

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Juliet, yeah.

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It's going really well.

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Morning, matey boy.

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Morning, Dave.

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You made it the night, good lad.

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Here you go. What time is it?

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We've got to get a move on. I'll go and
see the girls.

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Morning,

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Morris.

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Yeah, morning, morning.

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Hello, Daniel.

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I didn't expect to see you.

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It's coming with us, ain't it, Danny
boy, eh?

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Eh? Eh?

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Yep.

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Wow. Where did you get this from,
Morris?

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It's a little gem, isn't it?

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I borrowed it off a mate from my bowls
club.

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Wow.

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Why waste money on an overpriced hotel
when you can have all the comforts at

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home in the back there?

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Well, better get off and pick up the
girls.

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I'll see you at the marshalling point.
You bet.

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Oi!

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00:15:12,940 --> 00:15:16,840
I want to work with you. You've ruined
my lawn, you have. Look, it's Mr Whippy.

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00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,000
I'll have a 99 and a truck, I suppose.

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He wrote tit on my lawn with weed
killer.

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It's not funny.

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It's going to take ages to grow out.

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Bloody vandal. I don't know what you're
talking about, Morris. No, you never do,

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do you?

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00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:33,480
One of these days, I swear, I'm going
to... I will, I'll tell you.

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Yeah, whatever.

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Pick any one you like, mate. They're all
in the same box. Oh, shut up, you

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blooming lunatic.

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Bloody hell.

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What? He's come.

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Who then?

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Marcus.

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00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:06,220
Oh, Marcus.

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00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,440
I met him in a chamber of commerce door
a while back.

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He's the boss of this big development
company.

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They order more shower fittings than
you've had hot dinners.

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From you?

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00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:15,860
Yeah, I wish.

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00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,920
Yeah, no, I've been playing him ever
since. It's going to be big, very big.

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00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,520
Er, will you do me a favour this
weekend, Rob?

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00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:29,760
Could you not be quite so... Well...
Rob.

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00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,100
What's that supposed to mean?

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I've just got to keep in with him,
that's all.

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00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,480
Don't jinx it for me, will you?

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00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:37,200
Good morning, David.

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Marcus, lovely to see you.

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Thank you so much.

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Thank you.

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I'm not travelling in that.

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Why not?

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00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:03,660
You said you were going to hire a car.
Where did you get that from?

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00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,859
I borrowed it. From Stockton, son.

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00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:10,579
Listen to me, Maurice Stringer. We
cannot turn up at a smart hotel in that.

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00:17:10,940 --> 00:17:12,380
Well, we won't be, will we?

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00:17:12,839 --> 00:17:14,200
What do you mean, we won't be?

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00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:18,960
Why spend money on flash cars and a
sprauncy hotel when you've got a flash

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and a sprauncy hotel all in one?

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00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:24,420
You're not suggesting we sleep in that
thing? Wait till you see inside, Gracie.

260
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:25,500
It's a little palace.

261
00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:30,040
It's got a toilet, shower, telly, little
gas stove.

262
00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:34,000
I am not cooking on my weekend away.

263
00:17:34,260 --> 00:17:35,420
Yeah, all right, all right.

264
00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:39,840
We'll find a wimpy or something. A
wimpy? Come on, get moving or we'll be

265
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,620
You haven't heard the last of this.

266
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,720
Ah, Marcus, this is Leonie. Hello.

267
00:17:46,220 --> 00:17:48,980
Delighted to meet you, Leonie. This is
my wife, Kath.

268
00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:50,780
How do you do? Yes, indeed.

269
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,860
This is Rob, Leonie's husband.

270
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:56,260
All right. How do you do?

271
00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:01,060
You know, I was a bit concerned that I
might be underdressed, but clearly I

272
00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:02,060
needn't have worried.

273
00:18:06,180 --> 00:18:07,079
Who's the creep?

274
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,580
He's a big banana in a building company.

275
00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:10,940
With any luck, he'll be giving my dad a
lot of business.

276
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,960
This is young Daniel. He's just back
from France for a couple of days. Ah,

277
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:17,980
bonjour. Nous avons une compagnie
française à Poitiers.

278
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:20,380
Avez -vous travaillé là -bas pour
longtemps?

279
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:28,120
Sorry, mate, I didn't quite catch your
name.

280
00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:29,380
Marcus Forster.

281
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:33,640
Sorry, are you saying Forster or are you
saying Foster with a Ponzi accent?

282
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:35,580
It's Forster.

283
00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:37,440
I'm no wiser.

284
00:18:38,540 --> 00:18:39,880
Shall we get going?

285
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:42,640
Absolutely. Wagons roll!

286
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:46,460
Before we go any further, Marcus, I go
in the front, all right? But of course.

287
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,220
I never travelled in the front.

288
00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:50,640
I thought you preferred being in the
back of cars, Rob. Will you shut up?

289
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:55,520
Well, this door is not going to open by
itself, is it?

290
00:18:55,930 --> 00:18:56,849
Sorry, Marcus.

291
00:18:56,850 --> 00:18:58,890
Actually, that's where you're wrong.
Have a look at this.

292
00:19:00,790 --> 00:19:04,690
Very good.

293
00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:11,770
Well done, mate.

294
00:19:11,910 --> 00:19:15,190
You've really pulled a rabbit out of the
hat with this one. What a winner.

295
00:19:15,470 --> 00:19:16,469
I'll give him a chance.

296
00:19:16,470 --> 00:19:17,189
He'll be all right.

297
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,190
Trust me.

298
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:43,920
Pets would pioneer.

299
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:45,560
Third time.

300
00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:48,440
You're going to have a lot of fun.

301
00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:50,140
Packed up.

302
00:19:50,540 --> 00:19:51,540
Pack.

303
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,480
Right. Here we are.

304
00:20:05,140 --> 00:20:06,260
Hi. Hi.

305
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:07,680
It's Daniel again.

306
00:20:07,980 --> 00:20:10,340
Look, can you give me a call when you
get this message?

307
00:20:10,940 --> 00:20:12,040
Thanks. Bye.

308
00:20:14,070 --> 00:20:15,270
It's a bit of all right, eh, Marcus?

309
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:18,950
We're going to have a great time. One
hopes, one hopes. I wouldn't have

310
00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:21,210
to see you here, Marcus. I wouldn't have
thought it was your sort of thing at

311
00:20:21,210 --> 00:20:24,310
all, really. It isn't, but the ladies
from my wife's book club were taking

312
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:27,390
the house for the weekend and it was
made abundantly clear that I was surplus

313
00:20:27,390 --> 00:20:31,250
requirements. And then when I foolishly
mentioned your little shindig, my wife

314
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:32,450
insisted that I come along.

315
00:20:32,710 --> 00:20:35,150
You don't think for one moment I'd be
here voluntarily, do you?

316
00:20:35,450 --> 00:20:37,050
Your missus has kept you out, has she?

317
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:41,990
Let's say that I merely opted for the
lesser of the two evils. Oh, well, you

318
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:45,410
won't regret it, Marcus. We have a lot
of fun, don't we, Rob? Fun doesn't begin

319
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:47,090
to describe it. They are, see?

320
00:20:47,490 --> 00:20:48,830
Where did we finish last year, love?

321
00:20:49,370 --> 00:20:50,370
Last, I think, Rob.

322
00:20:50,470 --> 00:20:53,410
Yeah, I think you're right. And the year
before that? Oh, last again, I think,

323
00:20:53,430 --> 00:20:56,570
Rob. Yes, you're right again. Just
ignore him, Marcus. We're bound to do

324
00:20:56,570 --> 00:20:58,490
this year with such an educated man on
board.

325
00:20:59,710 --> 00:21:01,390
Wherever we finish, you're going to
enjoy yourself.

326
00:21:01,930 --> 00:21:06,110
Well, I suppose it's a sort of ghastly
fascination in watching the working

327
00:21:06,110 --> 00:21:07,370
making idiots of themselves.

328
00:21:07,910 --> 00:21:10,750
Listen, mate, no -one's begging you to
come. If you don't want to be here...

329
00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:11,750
Yeah, thanks, Rob.

330
00:21:11,950 --> 00:21:12,950
Joke.

331
00:21:15,350 --> 00:21:16,350
Oh, look.

332
00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:18,730
It's the hedgehoppers.

333
00:21:20,650 --> 00:21:22,690
Oh, and the Bromley boys, they came
third last year.

334
00:21:24,590 --> 00:21:26,090
You have to have a name. It makes it
more fun.

335
00:21:26,390 --> 00:21:27,309
Does it?

336
00:21:27,310 --> 00:21:28,450
Tell them our name, Dave.

337
00:21:29,570 --> 00:21:31,770
We're called the Booze Cruisers.

338
00:21:32,370 --> 00:21:35,230
Why? Well, because we all went on a
booze cruise last year.

339
00:21:35,650 --> 00:21:36,650
It's all up here.

340
00:21:37,710 --> 00:21:38,710
Fantastic, wasn't it, Rob?

341
00:21:41,470 --> 00:21:42,449
Oh, look.

342
00:21:42,450 --> 00:21:44,430
Dick Dastardly and the Wacky Racers.

343
00:21:54,410 --> 00:21:56,930
We seem to be making a lot of calls. Is
there a problem?

344
00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:59,690
Oh, no, no, no. I've just got to call my
girlfriend.

345
00:22:00,370 --> 00:22:01,570
Ex -girlfriend, actually.

346
00:22:01,990 --> 00:22:03,310
I think I've made her pregnant.

347
00:22:05,310 --> 00:22:06,830
So, you've all got your packs.

348
00:22:08,450 --> 00:22:12,430
Containing maps, clues and answer sheets
and the like. Now, don't open them

349
00:22:12,430 --> 00:22:14,670
until I give you the word, all right?

350
00:22:15,490 --> 00:22:18,470
Now, for those of you who've done it
before, you know the drill.

351
00:22:18,730 --> 00:22:20,330
Some answers need to be written down.

352
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:26,720
Some need objects to collect and some
just need photographing. Now, apropos of

353
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:32,340
this, Dodd is passing out Polaroid
cameras and film.

354
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,700
Oh, it's going to be one of those
weekends, is it?

355
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:35,960
Behave.

356
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,820
Who's that then, Morris? Your pit crew?

357
00:22:39,060 --> 00:22:40,060
Ah, shut up.

358
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,100
I still want to talk to you about my
lawn.

359
00:22:42,420 --> 00:22:48,920
OK. Now, these cameras are to be used to
take photographs of certain landmarks

360
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:49,920
on route.

361
00:22:50,270 --> 00:22:54,170
and have been kindly donated by Malcolm.
Thank you, Malcolm.

362
00:22:57,330 --> 00:23:03,670
Now, you'll know which they are because
I've put a little camera symbol next to

363
00:23:03,670 --> 00:23:06,850
the relevant map reference on your form,
OK?

364
00:23:07,310 --> 00:23:13,510
And thanks also to Dave, who's donated
the first prize, a case of champagne.

365
00:23:16,430 --> 00:23:22,690
So I look forward to seeing you all at
about 1 .30 at the Royal Oak in Laycock

366
00:23:22,690 --> 00:23:29,510
Green, where I shall be collecting your
first set of answers and issuing pack

367
00:23:29,510 --> 00:23:30,510
two.

368
00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:32,410
So good luck, everyone.

369
00:23:34,630 --> 00:23:37,410
Oh, and remember, this is not a race.

370
00:23:38,030 --> 00:23:40,170
No, this is not a race.

371
00:23:41,430 --> 00:23:42,770
Why do I bother?

372
00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:45,090
Card up.

373
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,360
Where are you going? I want to be
attacked. Who are you? We're going to be

374
00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:51,360
again. Oh, fuck.

375
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:55,840
Please, let me... There we go.

376
00:23:56,100 --> 00:24:01,360
Oh, you... What's going on?

377
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:02,640
Nothing.

378
00:24:12,140 --> 00:24:13,140
Who's that?

379
00:24:13,740 --> 00:24:14,740
Uh, what?

380
00:24:31,340 --> 00:24:34,300
Right, let's get the... Go on, Ben.
That's a good idea. Might be useful to

381
00:24:34,300 --> 00:24:35,300
where we're going.

382
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:36,560
You're up for that?

383
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:38,040
Nothing.

384
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:46,640
We've eight dozen cans of lager, five
dozen freezers, three bottles of whiskey

385
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:47,800
and three bottles of vodka.

386
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:49,520
Is that going to be enough?

387
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:50,800
Enough for me.

388
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,440
Hello? Hi, Chloe. It's me.

389
00:25:01,350 --> 00:25:05,150
Look, I don't want to nag, but I still
need to know if I'm the father of this

390
00:25:05,150 --> 00:25:06,150
baby.

391
00:25:06,730 --> 00:25:08,270
Or if it's the other bloke.

392
00:25:08,530 --> 00:25:09,970
Oh, for goodness sake, Daniel.

393
00:25:10,410 --> 00:25:11,670
We've been through all this.

394
00:25:12,090 --> 00:25:13,090
Yeah, I know.

395
00:25:13,310 --> 00:25:15,350
I just don't think you're being
particularly fair.

396
00:25:15,690 --> 00:25:20,170
I'm sorry you feel like that, but I
can't talk about it right now. I'm

397
00:25:20,170 --> 00:25:21,790
party this evening and I've got a lot to
do.

398
00:25:22,070 --> 00:25:23,070
A party?

399
00:25:23,710 --> 00:25:24,730
But you're pregnant.

400
00:25:25,670 --> 00:25:29,110
Hey, don't overdo it. There's a few of
the girls coming over, that's all.

401
00:25:29,390 --> 00:25:33,390
Oh, right, yeah, but still... Sorry,
Daniel, I can't talk about it right now.

402
00:25:33,590 --> 00:25:34,970
Got to go. See you. Bye.

403
00:25:42,910 --> 00:25:44,690
So, what's the first clue?

404
00:25:45,070 --> 00:25:48,510
At Helder Bridge, your star sign looks
quite good today.

405
00:25:48,930 --> 00:25:50,850
Look for the one after the ram.

406
00:25:51,070 --> 00:25:52,450
Well, that's very forward enough.

407
00:25:53,070 --> 00:25:54,070
Good.

408
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:57,540
And there's a camera symbol, so we have
to take a photo of something.

409
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,060
What's he shooting for, bloody idiot?

410
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:09,360
One after the rum. What's that supposed
to mean? I would think it fairly

411
00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:13,240
obvious. Mind you, I do do the Times
crossword every morning, the cryptic

412
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:16,140
may I? Excuse me, I do crosswords too,
you know.

413
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,400
Yes.

414
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:21,060
But you do the ones with a picture of a
hat with an H crossed out and a C

415
00:26:21,060 --> 00:26:22,060
written in.

416
00:26:22,740 --> 00:26:25,740
I'll let Marcus have the sheets, Rob. At
least that way we stand a chance. No,

417
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:30,360
I'm a regular on these things. Very
well. If you think you can do better.

418
00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:32,120
let's see.

419
00:26:32,940 --> 00:26:34,160
One after the ram.

420
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:36,980
One after the ram.

421
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:44,120
You know, I think we've got to look for
the next star sign after the ram.

422
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:47,480
Virgo, we're looking for a virgin.

423
00:26:48,420 --> 00:26:51,740
Well, you may be looking for a virgin,
but we're looking for a bull.

424
00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:56,260
The next star sign after the ram is
Taurus, the bull.

425
00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:02,340
We're looking for a bull somewhere near
Helder Bridge.

426
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:04,720
Coming up in a mile or so, Morris.

427
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:06,240
Well done, Gracie.

428
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:08,120
We're off to a flying start.

429
00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:09,420
What do you mean, we?

430
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,240
Gracie Salter, you've done nothing.
Nothing?

431
00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:13,780
I'm doing the driving.

432
00:27:14,700 --> 00:27:17,280
I haven't driven since the war and I
could do better than you.

433
00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:18,700
Oh, right.

434
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:20,160
You want to drive, do you? Drive?

435
00:27:20,380 --> 00:27:22,800
Yeah, all right then. Come on. Oh, stop
it, Murray.

436
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,480
Stop it, the pair of you.

437
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,200
What's he hooting for?

438
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,320
It's been like that all bloody morning.

439
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:47,640
No, I'm not sure this is right, Rob. I
can't see any of the others.

440
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:51,920
Would they really ask someone to climb
into a field with a bull? Of course they

441
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:55,560
wouldn't. You lot really can't bear the
idea of me getting it right, can you?

442
00:27:55,860 --> 00:27:56,860
All right then, Robbie.

443
00:27:57,140 --> 00:27:58,360
There's the camera. Over you go.

444
00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:00,360
Er, me?

445
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:01,920
Um, no.

446
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:03,800
Here, Marcus, you'll be needing that.

447
00:28:04,660 --> 00:28:06,160
He's joking, of course, Marcus.

448
00:28:07,100 --> 00:28:09,040
Um, I'll go.

449
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:10,400
I'll come with you, darling.

450
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:15,920
right about this, Rob. I am right. Look,
there is Helder Bridge. There is Taurus

451
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,500
the Bull. What else could it be?

452
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:22,120
Well, we need to be in front of the
sign. Yeah, all right.

453
00:28:23,460 --> 00:28:25,060
Right. Give us a smile.

454
00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:27,620
Can't do better than that.

455
00:28:29,340 --> 00:28:30,340
Oh.

456
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,000
Keep still.

457
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:34,640
I know it's just a pollen.

458
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:35,980
But look on the bright side.

459
00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:37,360
At least we've got the picture.

460
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:40,580
Yeah. Plus, you must have lost a couple
of pounds with all that running about.

461
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:42,920
Smacking the mouth you are. Oh!

462
00:28:43,460 --> 00:28:46,060
It is a brilliant picture though, Dave.

463
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:51,740
No man is this.

464
00:28:52,780 --> 00:28:54,060
Intelligent adult.

465
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:55,480
Worth keeping.

466
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:00,120
Bugger off!

467
00:29:01,660 --> 00:29:04,960
Head out with this. No man is this.

468
00:29:06,220 --> 00:29:07,460
No man is this.

469
00:29:08,740 --> 00:29:09,760
Excuse me.

470
00:29:10,550 --> 00:29:14,030
I think it would be a good idea if I
took over now, don't you?

471
00:29:14,290 --> 00:29:15,290
No. Why?

472
00:29:15,350 --> 00:29:19,110
Well, your first foray hasn't exactly
covered you in glory, has it?

473
00:29:19,330 --> 00:29:20,670
Come on, give him a pat, Rob.

474
00:29:20,890 --> 00:29:22,230
No. Go on, Rob.

475
00:29:22,430 --> 00:29:23,690
No, why should I, Dave?

476
00:29:24,090 --> 00:29:25,190
Just give it to him.

477
00:29:26,490 --> 00:29:29,910
Blinding trip this is turning out to be.
He's a good boy.

478
00:29:30,890 --> 00:29:32,390
He can have some sweeties later on.

479
00:29:34,770 --> 00:29:36,110
Ah, you know what we've forgotten?

480
00:29:36,550 --> 00:29:39,290
Serviette. We've got kitchen roll. Fair
enough.

481
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,000
Guess who?

482
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:44,960
Hello, Daniel.

483
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:46,620
Oh, hi, it's me.

484
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,240
Just checking in.

485
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:49,720
Everything all right?

486
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:51,240
Yes, yes, everything's fine.

487
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:53,560
Good, good.

488
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,840
Right, well, I'll get off the phone
then.

489
00:30:02,380 --> 00:30:04,900
Speak to you later, yeah? Yes, I'm sure
you will.

490
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:06,200
Bye.

491
00:30:09,020 --> 00:30:10,020
She's panicking.

492
00:30:12,229 --> 00:30:14,710
Bless. I think I calmed her down,
though.

493
00:30:15,410 --> 00:30:18,610
Yes, you must be a great comfort to her.

494
00:30:19,670 --> 00:30:21,190
Oh, here we go.

495
00:30:34,050 --> 00:30:35,210
There we are.

496
00:30:35,650 --> 00:30:38,850
No man is this an island.

497
00:30:39,530 --> 00:30:41,210
Oh, well done, Marcus. Yeah, well done.

498
00:30:41,530 --> 00:30:42,530
I'd have got it eventually.

499
00:30:42,770 --> 00:30:43,770
I would.

500
00:30:43,930 --> 00:30:45,870
Apparently, there's a flag on the island
we've got to collect.

501
00:30:46,130 --> 00:30:47,130
Easy peasy.

502
00:30:47,210 --> 00:30:48,370
Right, off you go, Rob.

503
00:30:49,510 --> 00:30:52,850
What do you mean, off you go, Rob? Well,
this flag is not going to collect

504
00:30:52,850 --> 00:30:53,850
itself, is it?

505
00:30:53,970 --> 00:30:55,930
Why don't you go? Ah, very good.

506
00:30:56,530 --> 00:30:59,990
I told you it was a character, didn't I,
Marcus? Go on, Rob, in you go. Roll

507
00:30:59,990 --> 00:31:00,990
your trousers up. Go on.

508
00:31:03,510 --> 00:31:04,790
Do we know how deep this is?

509
00:31:05,370 --> 00:31:07,610
Well, no more than 10 or 12 feet.

510
00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:09,360
How long can you hold your breath?

511
00:31:09,700 --> 00:31:11,160
I think I can see the boy.

512
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:12,880
Maybe there's a boat.

513
00:31:13,060 --> 00:31:14,520
Oh, get on with it.

514
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:29,760
Oh, God!

515
00:31:29,820 --> 00:31:30,820
Bloody freezing!

516
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,920
Oh, would you like me to run in a bit
more hot?

517
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:04,080
You found it, Ned?

518
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,080
How'd you get out there?

519
00:32:07,420 --> 00:32:08,420
I walked across.

520
00:32:08,660 --> 00:32:10,640
What are you, Jesus? You're bone dry.

521
00:32:11,460 --> 00:32:13,200
There's a bridge on the other side.

522
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:15,660
What are you doing in the water?

523
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:18,740
There's a bridge on the other side.

524
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:23,240
You know, I thought that might be it.
Well, what wrong did it be, you matey

525
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,960
Hey, Grace, come and look at this.

526
00:32:26,260 --> 00:32:27,540
Oh, do me a favour.

527
00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:54,480
I think it's admirable when morbidly
obese people make an effort to

528
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:55,480
lose a few pounds.

529
00:32:56,400 --> 00:33:01,800
I think we could have another drink.

530
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,160
Good idea, Margaret. I'll have a St.
Clement's.

531
00:33:06,410 --> 00:33:08,210
Or maybe I'll just go and get him in
again.

532
00:33:08,810 --> 00:33:09,850
I'll get him, thanks.

533
00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:13,770
Thank you. I'll have an afternoon comic,
please. I'll give you a hand. See him

534
00:33:13,770 --> 00:33:15,450
again? Hey, Diz.

535
00:33:15,770 --> 00:33:16,770
Hiya.

536
00:33:16,970 --> 00:33:18,090
Got your answer?

537
00:33:21,050 --> 00:33:22,050
That's good.

538
00:33:22,690 --> 00:33:24,330
Photos? Hello.

539
00:33:25,210 --> 00:33:26,890
Excellent. Got your flag.

540
00:33:27,110 --> 00:33:28,110
You all right?

541
00:33:28,270 --> 00:33:29,270
Yeah. Good.

542
00:33:29,810 --> 00:33:31,230
Here we go.

543
00:33:31,670 --> 00:33:33,550
You all right, Mum?

544
00:33:33,830 --> 00:33:34,830
Yes, thanks.

545
00:33:35,439 --> 00:33:36,660
Have you dried out yet?

546
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:40,320
How have you all been getting on?

547
00:33:41,180 --> 00:33:44,520
I'm not too sure, actually, Grace. Rob's
been helping us with the clues.

548
00:33:44,820 --> 00:33:45,519
Has he?

549
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:46,680
Dear, dear, dear, dear.

550
00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:51,300
I assume you got the bald pub. That was
the easiest one, we thought.

551
00:33:57,180 --> 00:33:58,180
Marcus, did they?

552
00:33:58,320 --> 00:33:59,279
Yes, yes.

553
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,680
Thank you. Who's Marcus?

554
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:01,979
I am.

555
00:34:01,980 --> 00:34:02,980
Oh.

556
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:04,760
I don't think we've been formally
introduced.

557
00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:06,860
Maurice Stringer, how do you do?

558
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:08,279
Hello.

559
00:34:09,060 --> 00:34:12,060
I'm a neighbour to these reprobates.
Yes, of course you are.

560
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:14,280
Are you from Petswood too?

561
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,320
No, Farnborough Park, McGlynn.

562
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,679
Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Very nice.

563
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:23,340
This is my wife, Grace.

564
00:34:23,780 --> 00:34:26,360
Hello. How do you do? That's her mother,
Elsie. Hello.

565
00:34:27,179 --> 00:34:28,179
Delighted.

566
00:34:28,739 --> 00:34:30,580
You enjoying the treasure hunt, Marcus?

567
00:34:31,540 --> 00:34:32,900
Oh, I'm beside myself.

568
00:34:33,460 --> 00:34:35,739
The Stringers are doing really well. The
Stringers?

569
00:34:36,260 --> 00:34:37,260
It's our team name.

570
00:34:38,060 --> 00:34:40,020
It's not a team name. That's your
surname.

571
00:34:40,639 --> 00:34:43,880
So? We should have a team name that
refers to your team.

572
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:46,880
Oh, here we go. Like Tithead and Co.

573
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:48,480
See what I have to put up with?

574
00:34:48,940 --> 00:34:51,179
Anyway, as I was saying, we're doing
really well.

575
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:53,239
Thanks to Grace here.

576
00:34:53,940 --> 00:34:55,699
She's amazing at this sort of thing.
Amazing.

577
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:59,900
Here. Do you know what I sometimes call
her?

578
00:35:00,750 --> 00:35:01,910
Amazing Grace.

579
00:35:03,030 --> 00:35:04,030
Yeah.

580
00:35:05,010 --> 00:35:06,170
Hello, hello.

581
00:35:06,870 --> 00:35:09,050
Hello. Everyone enjoying themselves?

582
00:35:09,590 --> 00:35:10,590
Yeah. Good.

583
00:35:11,450 --> 00:35:14,330
Stringers and the Booth Cruisers. Got
your answer?

584
00:35:16,790 --> 00:35:17,790
Good.

585
00:35:19,290 --> 00:35:20,290
Photos?

586
00:35:22,650 --> 00:35:23,650
Excellent.

587
00:35:24,830 --> 00:35:26,110
Just the one.

588
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:31,100
Your flag.

589
00:35:32,820 --> 00:35:33,820
Good.

590
00:35:36,260 --> 00:35:37,820
And question five.

591
00:35:40,140 --> 00:35:42,460
Cones. Well done.

592
00:35:44,420 --> 00:35:45,480
Booze cruisers?

593
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:51,180
Marcus did say.

594
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:54,980
Yes, yes, I know Marcus did say. Can we
just drop it now, please?

595
00:36:08,020 --> 00:36:10,240
Right. Anything else? No, that's all.
Thanks, love.

596
00:36:13,580 --> 00:36:14,580
You all right, Danny boy?

597
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,580
You take them. I'll sort this out.

598
00:36:17,020 --> 00:36:18,020
Cheers.

599
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:24,000
Can I have a slice of that pie, please,
love? Certainly, sir.

600
00:36:29,180 --> 00:36:30,180
Salad or chips?

601
00:36:31,380 --> 00:36:32,380
What do you think?

602
00:36:34,380 --> 00:36:38,600
All right. Everyone happy?

603
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:40,020
Yes. Good.

604
00:36:40,620 --> 00:36:42,080
Ready for stage two?

605
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:43,720
Yes. Good.

606
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:45,680
Packed, Dot.

607
00:36:46,860 --> 00:36:50,720
Now, five clues to be done this
afternoon, and then we're off to the

608
00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:53,920
Springs Hotel, where we're all staying
tonight.

609
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:55,460
Not quite all.

610
00:36:55,920 --> 00:37:00,660
Oh, by the way, now, question three,
what is the garden gnome in the front of

611
00:37:00,660 --> 00:37:04,860
Honeydew Cottage doing? Well, of course,
the answer was supposed to have been

612
00:37:04,860 --> 00:37:05,860
fishing.

613
00:37:06,110 --> 00:37:08,610
However, some bright spark stole his
rod.

614
00:37:09,050 --> 00:37:12,690
But we're accepting both answers, all
right?

615
00:37:14,610 --> 00:37:15,730
You're right, Mum.

616
00:37:16,030 --> 00:37:17,630
Do you need the loo before we go?

617
00:37:17,910 --> 00:37:19,490
Yes, I think I'd better.

618
00:37:19,870 --> 00:37:21,350
I'm feeling a bit poorly.

619
00:37:21,830 --> 00:37:22,830
I know.

620
00:37:27,650 --> 00:37:28,650
No rush.

621
00:37:28,970 --> 00:37:30,090
Oh, stop it.

622
00:37:32,490 --> 00:37:34,190
All right, let's roll.

623
00:37:34,890 --> 00:37:35,868
Where's Rob?

624
00:37:35,870 --> 00:37:37,430
They're outside making a call.

625
00:37:37,750 --> 00:37:38,790
Oh, let's go.

626
00:37:40,770 --> 00:37:42,090
Hang on a minute, love. You've cut
yourself.

627
00:37:42,490 --> 00:37:43,570
Huh? Why have you done that?

628
00:37:46,470 --> 00:37:47,468
That's ketchup.

629
00:37:47,470 --> 00:37:49,610
No, no, can't be. Come on, we've got to
go.

630
00:37:50,350 --> 00:37:52,170
David, what have you been eating?

631
00:37:52,610 --> 00:37:56,590
Look, I'll tell you what. As soon as I
know, I will give you a call and maybe

632
00:37:56,590 --> 00:37:57,590
can get together.

633
00:37:58,090 --> 00:37:59,090
I'll tell you what.

634
00:37:59,350 --> 00:38:01,110
Try rebooting your hard drive.

635
00:38:01,470 --> 00:38:05,790
Yeah, yeah, that ought to do it. And any
more problems, just... Give me a bell.

636
00:38:06,410 --> 00:38:07,410
OK. Bye.

637
00:38:08,770 --> 00:38:09,448
All right?

638
00:38:09,450 --> 00:38:10,328
Yeah, yeah.

639
00:38:10,330 --> 00:38:13,010
I think I'd be able to get away from
work for one weekend, wouldn't you?

640
00:38:13,370 --> 00:38:14,149
Wouldn't you?

641
00:38:14,150 --> 00:38:16,030
I had no idea you were so indispensable.

642
00:38:17,510 --> 00:38:19,310
What have you been doing? I told you,
nothing.

643
00:38:20,010 --> 00:38:23,030
You're lying. I'm not. That's my heart.
That's not your heart. Oh, give it a

644
00:38:23,030 --> 00:38:25,830
rest, will you? Are we off then? Oh, no.
We went for Marcus.

645
00:38:26,090 --> 00:38:27,090
He does not want to be rushed.

646
00:38:27,370 --> 00:38:30,210
Leave him here. That would be my vote. I
tell you, Dave, if he says one more

647
00:38:30,210 --> 00:38:32,470
word of me, I'm going to thump him. Do
you want me to go and get him?

648
00:38:32,790 --> 00:38:33,830
Oh, yeah. Cheers, Danny boy.

649
00:38:34,580 --> 00:38:36,980
Look, I don't like you any more than you
do, but I stand to make some serious

650
00:38:36,980 --> 00:38:39,280
money here. Just keep a lid on it, will
you, Rob? Yeah, all right.

651
00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:41,900
But once he's signed the contract, can I
flunk him then?

652
00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:45,100
Look at everybody. They're all going.
We're going to be last again.

653
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,200
Ah, there you are.

654
00:38:48,420 --> 00:38:50,960
Oh, I do hope I haven't kept you all
waiting.

655
00:38:51,260 --> 00:38:53,640
No, no, no, Marcus. No rush whenever
you're ready.

656
00:38:53,940 --> 00:38:56,460
By the way, Marcus, I am doing the next
clue.

657
00:38:56,820 --> 00:38:57,820
But how exciting.

658
00:38:58,460 --> 00:39:00,720
I wonder where we'll all end up this
time.

659
00:39:12,590 --> 00:39:13,830
Oh, Grace, we're falling behind.

660
00:39:14,650 --> 00:39:16,090
Mum's not feeling well, Maurice.

661
00:39:16,370 --> 00:39:17,790
But she'll be all right.

662
00:39:18,210 --> 00:39:19,890
She's not well, Maurice.

663
00:39:20,290 --> 00:39:23,550
I think we should stay here and let her
lie down for a while.

664
00:39:23,810 --> 00:39:24,549
Stay here?

665
00:39:24,550 --> 00:39:25,388
Oh, no.

666
00:39:25,390 --> 00:39:28,570
Look, I'll tell you what. Why don't we
put her in the back of the camper van?

667
00:39:28,710 --> 00:39:30,430
Then she can get her head down for a
couple of hours.

668
00:39:31,210 --> 00:39:33,970
Well, all right. Is that all right with
you, dear?

669
00:39:34,430 --> 00:39:35,630
Good girl. Come on.

670
00:39:40,410 --> 00:39:41,770
Come on, hurry up.

671
00:39:42,230 --> 00:39:43,230
Oh, for goodness sake.

672
00:39:51,010 --> 00:39:52,450
You ready? Say meow.

673
00:40:19,420 --> 00:40:22,100
Everywhere you go now, baby.

674
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,420
I see your sun is shining.

675
00:40:25,860 --> 00:40:27,760
But I will make a fuss.

676
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:29,680
Because it's obvious.

677
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:31,840
Do, do, do, do, do.

678
00:40:32,500 --> 00:40:34,440
Everywhere you go now, baby.

679
00:40:55,310 --> 00:40:58,070
It's a wonder we're here at all with Rob
doing the clues.

680
00:41:00,130 --> 00:41:01,130
This way.

681
00:41:25,190 --> 00:41:27,050
No, I'm sure we've been this way before.

682
00:41:27,450 --> 00:41:28,590
Oh, looks the same to me.

683
00:41:28,910 --> 00:41:30,330
Hey, you got any shears?

684
00:41:31,730 --> 00:41:33,330
You all right?

685
00:41:33,890 --> 00:41:34,890
Yeah.

686
00:41:35,870 --> 00:41:37,050
What are you going to do about Chloe?

687
00:41:37,890 --> 00:41:39,270
She hasn't given me much choice.

688
00:41:39,930 --> 00:41:43,190
She doesn't want me involved in any way.
She thinks I'll be sticking around for

689
00:41:43,190 --> 00:41:44,190
all the wrong reasons.

690
00:41:44,690 --> 00:41:45,690
Well, she might be right.

691
00:41:45,950 --> 00:41:48,710
I mean, you and Juliet, you've just got
yourself sorted out, haven't you? You'd

692
00:41:48,710 --> 00:41:49,649
only give that up.

693
00:41:49,650 --> 00:41:53,410
No. I still think I should give Chloe
some kind of support, you know?

694
00:41:55,259 --> 00:41:56,259
Financial? Emotional?

695
00:41:56,380 --> 00:41:57,680
She's a modern girl, Danny boy.

696
00:41:57,900 --> 00:41:59,400
Modern girls can cope on their own.

697
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:02,400
Is this the middle?

698
00:42:02,900 --> 00:42:04,180
I can't see her, Sandal.

699
00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:07,300
Oh, come on.

700
00:42:07,860 --> 00:42:11,300
Look, just don't rush into anything, OK?
Just think about it.

701
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:12,920
Oh, well.

702
00:42:13,300 --> 00:42:14,300
You going to clear?

703
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:16,280
It's a tricky one now, isn't it?

704
00:42:16,820 --> 00:42:17,820
What's the tricky one?

705
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:21,520
Oh, that's Chloe. She wants to bring the
baby without any help from Daniel.

706
00:42:22,270 --> 00:42:23,910
You jammy bugger. How'd you swing that
one?

707
00:42:24,130 --> 00:42:26,730
I'm trying to give him some advice, Rob.
Well, I'll give you some advice. Get

708
00:42:26,730 --> 00:42:28,850
yourself back to France before she
changes her mind.

709
00:42:29,050 --> 00:42:32,250
I'm telling you, Daniel, you might think
that getting shacked up with a woman is

710
00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:35,950
all cosy and romantic, but give it a
couple of months, she'll be all over the

711
00:42:35,950 --> 00:42:39,390
baby, you'll be out of the picture, and
all you will have to show for it will be

712
00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:42,590
sleepless nights and jumpers that smell
of baby thick. Want my advice?

713
00:42:43,010 --> 00:42:44,010
Stay single.

714
00:42:44,890 --> 00:42:46,070
Excuse me, lads.

715
00:42:46,770 --> 00:42:48,070
Incoming. Hello?

716
00:42:51,850 --> 00:42:53,470
Well, that was helpful.

717
00:43:09,730 --> 00:43:11,210
Ah, get up!

718
00:43:14,650 --> 00:43:16,790
Can we stop, Morris? I need the loo.

719
00:43:17,170 --> 00:43:19,030
Mama won't stretch her legs.

720
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:21,060
Let's stop and have a cup of tea.

721
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:22,280
Tea?

722
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:24,100
Oh, all right.

723
00:43:26,260 --> 00:43:27,260
How?

724
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,120
Don't you dare.

725
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:38,380
Well, it looked all right in the
beginning.

726
00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:45,080
Oh, there you are.

727
00:43:46,100 --> 00:43:47,480
I'd almost given up hope.

728
00:43:47,870 --> 00:43:49,310
We've been wondering about Snape for
ages.

729
00:43:49,610 --> 00:43:50,850
You could have given us a shout.

730
00:43:51,170 --> 00:43:52,170
And spoil your fun?

731
00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:53,990
I hardly think so.

732
00:43:54,330 --> 00:43:55,330
Come on, everybody.

733
00:43:55,970 --> 00:43:57,070
Hurry up, Rob. Take the photograph.

734
00:43:57,510 --> 00:43:58,510
I haven't got the camera.

735
00:44:02,950 --> 00:44:03,950
Won't be long.

736
00:44:20,300 --> 00:44:22,260
A quick ten minutes. I'll go in and
order the tea.

737
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,980
Oh, well, that explains everything.

738
00:44:31,900 --> 00:44:32,900
Morris!

739
00:44:33,100 --> 00:44:34,100
Morris!

740
00:44:36,980 --> 00:44:40,780
You won't believe what he's done this
time. Look, it's Mum.

741
00:44:41,700 --> 00:44:44,240
I think she's... she's dead.

742
00:44:45,980 --> 00:44:47,460
No, surely not.

743
00:45:03,850 --> 00:45:04,850
Oh, Grace.

744
00:45:05,450 --> 00:45:06,450
I'm so sorry.

745
00:45:39,210 --> 00:45:42,030
Excuse me, can you help? My wife's
mother has just passed away.

746
00:45:42,790 --> 00:45:44,610
Dear, what ward was she in?

747
00:45:44,830 --> 00:45:46,490
She's not in a ward. She's in the camper
van.

748
00:45:51,110 --> 00:45:52,029
It's gone.

749
00:45:52,030 --> 00:45:53,030
Oh, my God.

750
00:45:54,150 --> 00:45:55,350
Somebody's stolen mother.

751
00:45:59,230 --> 00:46:02,790
I don't know why the hell we've made
this, Chet. Because, my friend, we're

752
00:46:02,790 --> 00:46:04,110
of good gear.

753
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:20,100
Trust me, Carl, these things are always
full of surprises.

754
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:37,080
Is Dave still upset about missing that
clue in the woods?

755
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:38,600
Oh, don't worry about him, love.

756
00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:42,700
He'll get over it once he's had a hot
bath and something to eat. We can put

757
00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:43,840
in room 218, sir.

758
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:46,280
Ah, I would prefer it sweet.

759
00:46:46,830 --> 00:46:48,070
If you have such a thing.

760
00:46:48,290 --> 00:46:50,250
Of course, Mr. Forster. The Wyndham
suite?

761
00:46:50,570 --> 00:46:52,130
Excellent. You're getting a suite?

762
00:46:52,370 --> 00:46:53,490
Yes. Ooh!

763
00:46:54,110 --> 00:46:57,990
Hear that, Daniel? His lordship's in the
Wyndham suite. Oh, dear, how sadly

764
00:46:57,990 --> 00:47:01,130
predictable you are. You resent the fact
that I have status and money and all

765
00:47:01,130 --> 00:47:03,590
you can do is respond with low -grade
scorn and contempt.

766
00:47:03,970 --> 00:47:07,150
I'll do what I can. You know, I've
employed people like you for decades,

767
00:47:07,270 --> 00:47:10,350
talentless drones who lack motivation
and ambition.

768
00:47:11,180 --> 00:47:15,700
For you, it's anything for a quiet life,
whereas for me, it's anything for a

769
00:47:15,700 --> 00:47:16,700
better life.

770
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:21,420
Now, I would love to stay and indulge in
a battle of wits with you, but I don't

771
00:47:21,420 --> 00:47:24,960
fight unarmed men, if you'll excuse me.

772
00:47:28,580 --> 00:47:30,400
Hey, hey, hey. Got a coffee tonight?

773
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:31,640
Should be good.

774
00:47:32,940 --> 00:47:33,980
I'm going to get a drink.

775
00:47:36,380 --> 00:47:37,380
What was that?

776
00:47:42,220 --> 00:47:46,120
I don't know the registration number,
but it's easy enough to spot. It's a

777
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:48,680
camper van with Hoot Me I'm a Tosser
written on the back.

778
00:47:49,540 --> 00:47:53,360
Bloody hooligan. I'm going to have
worse... Oh, shut up! Shut up, you

779
00:47:53,460 --> 00:47:56,120
insensitive old fool! I've lost my
mother, for God's sake!

780
00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:57,800
Oh, yeah, right.

781
00:47:58,080 --> 00:47:59,080
Sorry, Gracie.

782
00:47:59,260 --> 00:48:00,460
Must be the grief speaking.

783
00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:03,240
Hi!

784
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:04,760
Hello.

785
00:48:06,420 --> 00:48:07,600
Chloe. Chloe!

786
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:09,160
Hi.

787
00:48:10,250 --> 00:48:11,770
I hope you don't mind I've brought a
friend.

788
00:48:11,990 --> 00:48:13,370
Of course not. Come on in.

789
00:48:14,070 --> 00:48:15,310
Dominic, this is Chloe.

790
00:48:15,750 --> 00:48:17,910
Chloe, this is Dominic. Yes, I know.

791
00:48:20,630 --> 00:48:22,190
Oh, bloody hell.

792
00:48:30,770 --> 00:48:33,910
Mr and Mrs Strelner, I have some news
for you.

793
00:48:34,270 --> 00:48:36,330
Have you found the camper, then? We've
found your mother.

794
00:48:36,590 --> 00:48:38,530
Oh, thank God. She was all over the M11.

795
00:48:39,589 --> 00:48:40,589
Oh, no.

796
00:48:40,830 --> 00:48:41,830
Oh, no, sorry.

797
00:48:41,930 --> 00:48:44,990
Let me rephrase that. Your mother is
alive and well. She's alive?

798
00:48:45,570 --> 00:48:49,670
Yes. She was driving the camper van in
an attempt to get to your sister's place

799
00:48:49,670 --> 00:48:50,670
in Watford.

800
00:48:51,030 --> 00:48:55,590
But she hasn't driven since the war.
That's probably why she was all over the

801
00:48:55,590 --> 00:48:57,130
M11. We thought she was dead.

802
00:48:57,730 --> 00:48:58,730
Not dead.

803
00:48:58,790 --> 00:49:01,010
Just exhausted, according to the police
doctor.

804
00:49:01,490 --> 00:49:03,030
And she's all right, you say?

805
00:49:03,740 --> 00:49:04,578
She's fine.

806
00:49:04,580 --> 00:49:08,380
A little disorientated, that's all.
They're checking her out at Watford

807
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:12,160
and your sister's going to pick her up.
Oh, thank you, officer. Thank you so

808
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:14,520
much. What a relief, isn't it, Morris?

809
00:49:14,860 --> 00:49:16,120
Oh, yes, yeah, absolutely.

810
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:20,120
I say, when are you bringing the camper
van back?

811
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:26,280
I'm telling you, Loan, I came that close
to thumping him.

812
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:30,620
Talentless drone. I'll give him
talentless drone. Who the bloody odds do

813
00:49:30,620 --> 00:49:31,439
think he is?

814
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:32,238
Here, look.

815
00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:33,198
I'll tell it.

816
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:34,380
I don't care what they said.

817
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:38,080
If that gets... If there's one more word
to me, I'm going to thump him once. I

818
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:41,120
know it's going to cause problems for
Dave, but I don't care. I'm going to

819
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:42,120
him.

820
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:49,880
Whose is it? I mean, is it... Oh, for
goodness sake, Dominic. I'm not looking

821
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:52,780
for a man in my life. I'm bringing this
baby up on my own.

822
00:49:53,140 --> 00:49:54,118
Oh, yeah?

823
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:55,320
Cool. Hello?

824
00:49:56,060 --> 00:49:58,000
Aren't you going to introduce me?

825
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:00,180
Sally Dominic.

826
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:01,840
Dominic Sally.

827
00:50:02,140 --> 00:50:03,140
Dominic?

828
00:50:03,310 --> 00:50:04,790
The Dominic? Yes.

829
00:50:05,170 --> 00:50:09,250
Well, this is going to be an
entertaining evening.

830
00:50:11,690 --> 00:50:14,850
Are you sure I can't tempt you to a
glass of champagne?

831
00:50:15,110 --> 00:50:16,270
No, thank you, Marcus.

832
00:50:18,070 --> 00:50:19,370
So your mum's all right, then?

833
00:50:19,650 --> 00:50:20,650
Yes, she's fine.

834
00:50:20,730 --> 00:50:25,490
I rang my sister, and she said mum is
none the worse for her ordeal. Oh,

835
00:50:25,490 --> 00:50:28,190
fantastic. Panic over. Must be a great
relief to you, Morris.

836
00:50:28,490 --> 00:50:29,490
Oh, yeah, great.

837
00:50:30,250 --> 00:50:33,970
Had to shell out a small fortune on new
clothes and toiletries. All our stuff is

838
00:50:33,970 --> 00:50:34,970
in the camper van.

839
00:50:35,210 --> 00:50:36,670
I bet we never get it back.

840
00:50:36,930 --> 00:50:38,030
Oh, shut up.

841
00:50:38,310 --> 00:50:39,310
Just saying.

842
00:50:41,010 --> 00:50:44,130
Bit noisy through there, isn't it? I
think I'll go and have a word. You do no

843
00:50:44,130 --> 00:50:46,510
such thing. It's an engagement party.

844
00:50:46,790 --> 00:50:47,930
Let them enjoy themselves.

845
00:50:48,470 --> 00:50:50,710
Let's have another round. Yeah, that's a
good idea.

846
00:50:55,250 --> 00:50:56,450
Oh, what? Me?

847
00:50:56,670 --> 00:50:58,110
Oh, yeah, right.

848
00:50:59,050 --> 00:51:00,050
Same again.

849
00:51:01,220 --> 00:51:03,860
Well, the booze cruisers are probably
sick.

850
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:05,880
Sick? Hey, we're not last any more.

851
00:51:06,100 --> 00:51:09,500
Oh, no, with the stringers pulling out,
there's only six left in the field.

852
00:51:10,060 --> 00:51:12,480
Oh, bugger it. I wish we hadn't missed
that clue in the woods.

853
00:51:12,700 --> 00:51:16,200
Well, it's not too late, Dave. We're not
collecting the answer sheets until 11,

854
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,660
and then me and Dot are going to be up
till 1 marking them.

855
00:51:19,240 --> 00:51:20,240
Aren't we, Dot?

856
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:25,420
Hey, that's it. We go back to the woods
and photograph that last clue. I know

857
00:51:25,420 --> 00:51:27,160
exactly where it is. Get you caught.
What?

858
00:51:27,380 --> 00:51:28,380
You haven't eaten yet?

859
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:30,660
Half an hour there, half an hour back.
Piece of cake.

860
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:32,560
You coming, Danny boy? Oh, yeah. All
right.

861
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:35,440
I must be mad.

862
00:51:38,020 --> 00:51:39,020
Hello.

863
00:51:41,300 --> 00:51:42,300
Good evening.

864
00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:43,720
Are you on your own?

865
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:47,080
Sorry? Would you like some company?

866
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,140
Company? With me.

867
00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:51,900
Oh.

868
00:51:52,300 --> 00:51:53,300
Oh,

869
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:55,520
hello. That's very nice.

870
00:51:57,759 --> 00:51:58,900
I'm with some friends, actually.

871
00:51:59,620 --> 00:52:00,720
They're over there with my wife.

872
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,000
Oh, I see.

873
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:05,200
Oh, well.

874
00:52:05,220 --> 00:52:06,220
Another time, eh?

875
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:09,440
Why don't you come and join us?

876
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:12,140
I don't think so.

877
00:52:12,780 --> 00:52:13,780
Thanks.

878
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:19,340
Don't worry. We'll be back before you
know it. I'm going to keep him company.

879
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:21,980
Oh, make sure you've got your phone with
you. You wouldn't want to miss any

880
00:52:21,980 --> 00:52:24,420
messages. What's that supposed to mean?
Come on, mate.

881
00:52:29,070 --> 00:52:30,070
What's going on?

882
00:52:30,370 --> 00:52:32,010
Nothing. Here you go.

883
00:52:33,170 --> 00:52:34,370
You're going to have to watch out,
Grace.

884
00:52:34,970 --> 00:52:35,970
You've got competition.

885
00:52:36,690 --> 00:52:38,210
What are you rambling on about now?

886
00:52:38,550 --> 00:52:40,870
The woman over there was trying to chat
me up.

887
00:52:41,210 --> 00:52:42,430
What, the one in the blue dress?

888
00:52:42,850 --> 00:52:44,970
Yes. She's a prostitute, Morris.

889
00:52:46,990 --> 00:52:50,590
What? I mean, ask yourself, what woman
who looks like that is going to be

890
00:52:50,590 --> 00:52:54,170
interested in a rattled old specimen
like you if money's not involved?

891
00:52:55,930 --> 00:52:56,930
Oh.

892
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:00,880
I mean, she hasn't said anything, but I
reckon it's mine. You think?

893
00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:02,800
I thought you only did it once.

894
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:07,020
Yeah, once is enough with me. I mean,
we're talking quality, not quantity,

895
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:08,360
Really? Yeah.

896
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:13,120
I remember this bloke, Daniel, at
school. He's a little scrawny geezer.

897
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:14,600
probably got a little scrawny sperm.

898
00:53:15,240 --> 00:53:19,620
That stands to reason, doesn't it?
Whereas I have got torpedoes in my

899
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:21,480
What a class act you are.

900
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:26,020
No, no, no, no, no. All I'm saying is,
if they wore uniforms...

901
00:53:26,540 --> 00:53:27,680
My sperm would be SAS.

902
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:30,560
Ours would probably be Salvation Army.

903
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:36,080
Half an hour there, half an hour back.

904
00:53:36,300 --> 00:53:39,480
You'll be home before you know it. We've
missed dinner, we've missed the

905
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:40,900
deadline. Must be around here somewhere.

906
00:53:41,140 --> 00:53:44,640
There's a storm crossing it clearly. You
said you knew where it was. I do. It's

907
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:45,640
in this forest somewhere.

908
00:53:45,700 --> 00:53:48,180
It's close to Centre Park. We haven't
stumbled over that yet either.

909
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:51,000
Don't be so negative, Rob. It's close,
very close.

910
00:53:51,240 --> 00:53:52,189
I can feel it.

911
00:53:52,190 --> 00:53:53,990
I think it's just a bit north -west of
here.

912
00:53:54,210 --> 00:53:56,630
Oh, it's just a bit north -west of here.

913
00:53:56,970 --> 00:54:00,170
Marvellous. Well, get out your sextant,
Captain Cook. You'll have us there in no

914
00:54:00,170 --> 00:54:04,330
time. Don't be so hard on the lad. It's
not his fault. No, it's yours for having

915
00:54:04,330 --> 00:54:05,930
dragged us out here in the first place.

916
00:54:09,070 --> 00:54:10,070
Try this way.

917
00:54:11,510 --> 00:54:12,530
Oh, yes, let's.

918
00:54:15,350 --> 00:54:16,350
Oh! Oh!

919
00:54:17,350 --> 00:54:18,350
Oh! Oh!

920
00:54:18,990 --> 00:54:21,150
Terrific. So, what's the plan tomorrow,
Grey?

921
00:54:21,710 --> 00:54:22,830
If you haven't got the camper van.

922
00:54:23,650 --> 00:54:24,870
Go home, I suppose.

923
00:54:25,330 --> 00:54:27,310
After we dragged over to Watford to pick
up her mother.

924
00:54:27,570 --> 00:54:28,570
You can't go home.

925
00:54:28,870 --> 00:54:30,410
There's still another day of clues to
go.

926
00:54:30,990 --> 00:54:33,550
Why don't you come in with us? There's
plenty of room in our car.

927
00:54:34,210 --> 00:54:35,830
That'd be terrific. I'd love that.

928
00:54:38,990 --> 00:54:40,810
I wonder where the lads have got to.

929
00:54:41,410 --> 00:54:44,870
It's not like my day to miss a meal. I'm
used to Rob being out half the night.

930
00:54:45,130 --> 00:54:46,130
What a waste.

931
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:56,020
So, Marcus, what's your line of country?

932
00:54:56,260 --> 00:54:57,260
Hmm?

933
00:54:57,540 --> 00:54:59,040
What is it exactly that you do?

934
00:55:00,300 --> 00:55:03,980
Well, I suppose I could spend the next
20 minutes explaining the complexities

935
00:55:03,980 --> 00:55:07,380
my business to you, and no doubt you
would not sagely as if you understand

936
00:55:07,380 --> 00:55:11,580
I was talking about, but I think on
balance we'd both be wasting our time,

937
00:55:11,580 --> 00:55:12,840
please don't let's bother, shall we?

938
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:15,320
Fair enough.

939
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,960
I didn't find them. I thought you did.
Men!

940
00:55:27,260 --> 00:55:28,260
I'll do it. Oh, God!

941
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:29,439
Oh, God!

942
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:30,440
Oh, God!

943
00:55:31,380 --> 00:55:32,380
I've heard that before.

944
00:55:35,420 --> 00:55:39,460
So Dave's having to bite his tongue a
bit in the hope of getting this big,

945
00:55:39,460 --> 00:55:41,300
contract. Oh, I see.

946
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:44,860
I wondered why Dave was being so nice to
a man like that.

947
00:55:56,170 --> 00:56:00,450
I think it's truly criminal the way your
husband has abandoned you like this.

948
00:56:00,690 --> 00:56:01,629
Well, that's Rob.

949
00:56:01,630 --> 00:56:02,630
I'm used to it.

950
00:56:02,910 --> 00:56:04,570
I am enjoying our little chat.

951
00:56:05,090 --> 00:56:09,670
Why don't we adjourn to somewhere a bit
less noisy? I'll order some champagne.

952
00:56:10,110 --> 00:56:11,330
No, thank you.

953
00:56:14,170 --> 00:56:18,090
So, um, I understand that you and Dave
are going to be doing some business

954
00:56:18,090 --> 00:56:19,910
together. I beg your pardon?

955
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:22,700
Well, I heard you were the person who
issued the contracts.

956
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:26,200
Well, of course I am, but I'm hardly
likely to issue one in Dave's direction.

957
00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:30,620
Don't misunderstand me. I like the chap
enormously, and we've had some very good

958
00:56:30,620 --> 00:56:31,479
times together.

959
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:34,640
But he's not quite ready to play with
the big boys just yet.

960
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:36,340
You know what I mean.

961
00:56:37,420 --> 00:56:40,000
You've been quick enough to accept his
hospitality so far.

962
00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:44,500
Yes, I know. It's not fair, is it? But
what can one say?

963
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:46,360
C 'est la guerre.

964
00:56:47,380 --> 00:56:48,380
Here we are.

965
00:56:53,279 --> 00:56:54,279
Leonie? Come here.

966
00:56:57,940 --> 00:57:01,800
So, Marcus, a chance for you and me to
get better acquainted, eh?

967
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:15,020
Can we please get some of these people
out of here? OK.

968
00:57:15,300 --> 00:57:19,320
Attention, please. Can we have
interested parties only in here, please?

969
00:57:20,759 --> 00:57:23,060
Oh, for goodness sake, out! Come on,
out!

970
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:29,820
It's all right. I've found Alison.

971
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:31,200
She's training to be a midwife.

972
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:33,020
Oh, that's handy. Here she is.

973
00:57:34,620 --> 00:57:36,000
Right, Ali, what do we do?

974
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:00,859
What's the end of that?

975
00:58:00,860 --> 00:58:01,960
It's probably the end of us.

976
00:58:02,180 --> 00:58:04,800
Don't say that. We'll be all right.
That's what they said in the Blair Witch

977
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:05,800
Project.

978
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:08,520
What was that?

979
00:58:09,300 --> 00:58:10,320
Oh, it's just my stomach.

980
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:13,220
Well, can you keep it under control,
please?

981
00:58:13,540 --> 00:58:14,540
Sorry.

982
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:17,860
Hey, we've got mobiles.

983
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:19,700
We could call for help.

984
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:21,160
Oh.

985
00:58:21,340 --> 00:58:22,340
Yeah, brilliant.

986
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:23,620
Who are you going to call? The police?

987
00:58:23,820 --> 00:58:24,820
Coast Guard?

988
00:58:24,860 --> 00:58:25,860
International Rescue?

989
00:58:26,180 --> 00:58:28,580
What are you going to say to them? Yeah,
we're in a forest.

990
00:58:28,990 --> 00:58:32,290
We can't give you our precise location,
but it's dark and full of trees.

991
00:58:32,830 --> 00:58:33,830
Oh, yeah.

992
00:58:34,050 --> 00:58:35,050
Good point.

993
00:58:35,250 --> 00:58:37,790
Will you please keep your stomach under
control?

994
00:58:38,650 --> 00:58:39,870
That wasn't me that time.

995
00:58:41,690 --> 00:58:42,690
Oh, shit.

996
00:58:47,050 --> 00:58:50,590
Look, I'm really sorry, OK? I wish I'd
never brought us here. You're sorry.

997
00:58:51,570 --> 00:58:53,230
I'll tell you one person I'm going to
ring, Kath.

998
00:58:53,590 --> 00:58:54,830
She'll be out of her mind with worry.

999
00:59:07,009 --> 00:59:09,970
I don't know.

1000
00:59:14,370 --> 00:59:15,770
Voicemail.

1001
00:59:27,270 --> 00:59:28,270
Must have went to bed.

1002
00:59:29,330 --> 00:59:30,330
Come on.

1003
01:00:02,700 --> 01:00:06,520
I was just thinking, what would Harry
Potter do in this situation?

1004
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:09,440
That's a good question, that, Dave.

1005
01:00:10,460 --> 01:00:13,280
Perfect. I'm lost in the woods with a
pair of nutters.

1006
01:00:16,100 --> 01:00:17,860
Never going to find the car in the dark.

1007
01:00:18,540 --> 01:00:19,760
We'll have to wait till daylight.

1008
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:21,040
That's hours away.

1009
01:00:21,220 --> 01:00:22,220
What else can we do?

1010
01:00:30,540 --> 01:00:35,240
I love you. I love you. I love you.

1011
01:00:36,460 --> 01:00:38,760
I love you.

1012
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:15,400
Oh,

1013
01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:21,960
no.

1014
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:24,400
What? I lost the car keys.

1015
01:01:25,020 --> 01:01:26,580
Oh, you are not serious.

1016
01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:27,839
Is that your pocket?

1017
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:29,720
I have. It must have come out when I
fell in that ditch.

1018
01:01:29,940 --> 01:01:33,380
Well, that just about puts the bloody
lid on it, doesn't it? Oh, no, hang on.

1019
01:01:33,500 --> 01:01:34,500
Hey. Hey.

1020
01:01:34,740 --> 01:01:36,040
Woo! Ta -da!

1021
01:01:38,180 --> 01:01:41,000
Oh, look. The car's just here. The car's
just here?

1022
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:46,460
We've been sitting on a bloody tree
stump for an hour and a half, and the

1023
01:01:46,460 --> 01:01:47,259
just here?

1024
01:01:47,260 --> 01:01:48,540
It's a stroke of luck, wasn't it? Shut
up!

1025
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:50,140
Keep breathing. Well done.

1026
01:01:53,300 --> 01:01:55,080
Oh, the ambulance is here, Chloe.

1027
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:56,460
It's about bloody time.

1028
01:01:58,160 --> 01:01:59,720
Just breathe.

1029
01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:01,640
Breathe.

1030
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:03,180
That's it. Relax.

1031
01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:04,500
How can I relax?

1032
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:05,760
It's the police.

1033
01:02:06,020 --> 01:02:09,660
Oh, bloody hell. They've had a complaint
about the noise.

1034
01:02:11,660 --> 01:02:14,160
Chloe, sorry, they're complaining about
the noise.

1035
01:02:16,220 --> 01:02:17,540
That's right, love.

1036
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:18,960
I'm exhausted.

1037
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:22,660
I'm surprised at you, Grace. I thought I
knew you. I never really... like that

1038
01:02:22,660 --> 01:02:23,760
you were such a... Diva!

1039
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:27,480
Exhibitionist, I was going to say. Oh,
stop being such a killjoy and get us

1040
01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:30,720
more drinks. More drinks? You'll be
lucky. You've had more than enough. All

1041
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:31,720
right.

1042
01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:36,520
Hey!

1043
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:38,840
Marcus is going up with the tart.

1044
01:02:39,300 --> 01:02:41,880
I don't care what he does as long as he
gives my Dave a contract.

1045
01:02:42,260 --> 01:02:44,660
Oh, yeah, well, he's got no intention of
giving him a contract.

1046
01:02:46,260 --> 01:02:49,160
What? Yeah, he told me earlier he's
stringing him along.

1047
01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:50,720
No, Kath.

1048
01:02:51,180 --> 01:02:53,300
There's nothing to be gained by going
after it.

1049
01:02:53,700 --> 01:02:57,400
It'll make me feel better. No, it won't.
You'll just spoil the evening and

1050
01:02:57,400 --> 01:03:00,020
you'll regret it in the morning. I'm not
going to let him get away with it. I'm

1051
01:03:00,020 --> 01:03:03,800
not suggesting you do, but now is not
the time. This needs a little thinking

1052
01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:04,800
about.

1053
01:03:04,940 --> 01:03:05,340
Oh,

1054
01:03:05,340 --> 01:03:13,160
isn't

1055
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:14,160
he lovely?

1056
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:16,580
Oh, Chloe, he's beautiful.

1057
01:03:17,220 --> 01:03:18,600
He looks like Elton John.

1058
01:03:19,150 --> 01:03:20,150
Terrible thing to say.

1059
01:03:20,390 --> 01:03:21,410
Well, I can't help how he looks.

1060
01:03:21,930 --> 01:03:23,290
Oh, you're a sweetheart.

1061
01:03:23,830 --> 01:03:24,509
Oh, thanks.

1062
01:03:24,510 --> 01:03:25,510
Not you.

1063
01:03:25,610 --> 01:03:27,450
Oh, I'm going to spoil you rotten.

1064
01:03:27,650 --> 01:03:30,650
And then when you get to 18, you're
going to bring all your hunky friends

1065
01:03:30,650 --> 01:03:31,810
to meet your Auntie Sally.

1066
01:03:32,330 --> 01:03:33,330
Behave.

1067
01:03:33,470 --> 01:03:35,290
Hey, I bet your parents are thrilled.

1068
01:03:35,610 --> 01:03:37,030
Mum burst into tears.

1069
01:03:37,430 --> 01:03:38,890
She's already planning the christening.

1070
01:03:39,690 --> 01:03:41,330
Actually, can you hand me my phone?

1071
01:03:41,690 --> 01:03:43,170
There's somebody else I need to contact.

1072
01:03:45,770 --> 01:03:47,250
What the hell's happened to you lot?

1073
01:03:47,990 --> 01:03:49,830
Ask George of the Jungle here.

1074
01:03:50,070 --> 01:03:51,070
Three bundies, please.

1075
01:03:51,390 --> 01:03:53,010
We got a little bit lost, I'm afraid.

1076
01:03:53,450 --> 01:03:55,190
Was that before or after you found the
clue?

1077
01:03:55,890 --> 01:03:59,410
Finding the clue became somewhat
irrelevant after the first three hours.

1078
01:03:59,630 --> 01:04:01,190
Look, I said I'm sorry, all right?

1079
01:04:01,730 --> 01:04:04,430
Dave, I've got to talk to you about
something later.

1080
01:04:04,730 --> 01:04:07,490
No, no, pet. All I want is a stiff drink
of hot butter, me pet.

1081
01:04:10,710 --> 01:04:12,390
Not me. Oh, that makes a change.

1082
01:04:13,970 --> 01:04:14,970
It's Chloe.

1083
01:04:15,450 --> 01:04:16,450
She's had the baby.

1084
01:04:16,879 --> 01:04:18,720
What's the matter? I've got to go. I've
got to get back.

1085
01:04:19,020 --> 01:04:20,980
Well, what time was it this week?
Where's the train station?

1086
01:04:21,380 --> 01:04:23,860
Well, no, we won't be in the train this
time of night. Well, you never know.

1087
01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:26,960
Just calm down, Ray. You go upstairs and
get your bag. I'll wait in the car.

1088
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:28,200
You come in, Rob.

1089
01:04:28,500 --> 01:04:29,500
Yeah, all right.

1090
01:04:30,940 --> 01:04:34,220
I'd better go with him. His chances of
finding the station alone are really

1091
01:04:34,220 --> 01:04:40,320
thin. You know, apart from your mother
being ill, this has all worked out

1092
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:41,320
well.

1093
01:04:42,340 --> 01:04:44,680
This is a very nice hotel, I have to
say.

1094
01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:47,380
It beats the camper van, that's for
sure.

1095
01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:48,760
Yeah, yeah.

1096
01:04:49,020 --> 01:04:50,600
I admit, I was wrong about that one.

1097
01:04:53,020 --> 01:04:58,920
And there's something about a hotel that
puts people in a romantic mood.

1098
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:00,600
Don't you think?

1099
01:05:01,060 --> 01:05:02,060
Oh.

1100
01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:05,720
Yeah, right.

1101
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:09,780
Oh, do you know what I've done? What?
I've left my glasses in the lounge.

1102
01:05:10,020 --> 01:05:11,460
All right, I'll get them. Oh, no, no.

1103
01:05:14,030 --> 01:05:17,270
You go to the bathroom and freshen up
and clean your teeth.

1104
01:05:17,930 --> 01:05:20,310
And I'll be back in a minute. That's all
right.

1105
01:05:25,990 --> 01:05:26,990
Good night.

1106
01:05:27,410 --> 01:05:28,410
Don't be long.

1107
01:05:28,490 --> 01:05:29,610
I won't.

1108
01:05:44,140 --> 01:05:48,240
Sorry to bother you, but my husband's
asleep and I don't want to wake him. And

1109
01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:51,540
the problem is that he's got the key
inside the room.

1110
01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:53,560
Don't worry, madam. What room is it?

1111
01:05:53,780 --> 01:05:55,040
The Wyndham suite.

1112
01:05:55,420 --> 01:05:57,140
Mr and Mrs Forster.

1113
01:05:57,420 --> 01:05:59,020
Right. If you'd like to follow me.

1114
01:06:15,980 --> 01:06:19,080
If we could just do this as quietly as
possible, please. Of course, madam.

1115
01:07:27,950 --> 01:07:31,170
So by the time we got back from the
station, she's crashed out on the bed,

1116
01:07:31,170 --> 01:07:33,530
dressed with a television blaring. Yeah,
mine was sparking, I know.

1117
01:07:33,770 --> 01:07:36,250
My dear, she wasn't there when I woke
up. Another pair of them have gone

1118
01:07:36,250 --> 01:07:38,090
swimming. Morning, Dave. Morning, Rob.

1119
01:07:38,430 --> 01:07:39,368
Morning, Lawrence.

1120
01:07:39,370 --> 01:07:43,890
I was expecting to see you last night
with a missing clue. No luck, eh? Oh,

1121
01:07:43,930 --> 01:07:44,868
never mind.

1122
01:07:44,870 --> 01:07:45,870
There's always today.

1123
01:07:46,090 --> 01:07:47,910
Who knows what will happen?

1124
01:07:48,130 --> 01:07:51,550
Well, based on past experience, I think
I can hazard a pretty good guess.

1125
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:54,520
So, Lawrence, any chance of any advance
tips?

1126
01:07:54,920 --> 01:07:57,420
All the clues are in the packs, David.
You know that.

1127
01:07:57,800 --> 01:07:59,940
I know that. I know that very good, too.

1128
01:08:00,300 --> 01:08:01,800
I'm looking forward to it.

1129
01:08:02,140 --> 01:08:05,560
I just thought you might like to tip us
a wink. You know what we've been in last

1130
01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:06,560
place and everything.

1131
01:08:06,580 --> 01:08:08,600
Oh, I can't do that, old man. Sorry.

1132
01:08:09,020 --> 01:08:11,560
Come on, Lawrence. I'll make it worth
your while.

1133
01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:13,180
Dave, three years have come in last.

1134
01:08:13,550 --> 01:08:16,770
It's not for you. You can see that, can
you, Lawrence? He's still a bit tired. I

1135
01:08:16,770 --> 01:08:17,990
am begging you, Lawrence.

1136
01:08:18,210 --> 01:08:20,250
I'm so sorry about this. What harm can
it do?

1137
01:08:20,510 --> 01:08:21,670
Lawrence, please, please.

1138
01:08:22,550 --> 01:08:23,870
How about a shower system at cost?

1139
01:08:24,689 --> 01:08:25,689
Half price?

1140
01:08:26,130 --> 01:08:29,529
Three? Dave, it's a treasure hunt.

1141
01:08:31,910 --> 01:08:36,910
Come along, Dot.

1142
01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:49,778
Good morning.

1143
01:08:49,779 --> 01:08:50,698
Good morning.

1144
01:08:50,700 --> 01:08:52,500
I'm so glad I ran into you.

1145
01:08:52,859 --> 01:08:55,319
There's something I want to chat to you
about.

1146
01:08:55,680 --> 01:08:57,080
Oh? It's this.

1147
01:09:04,660 --> 01:09:09,880
I know it's only a Polaroid, but it's a
surprisingly clear picture, don't you

1148
01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:13,979
think? I think I've caught you rather
well, in more ways than one.

1149
01:09:14,260 --> 01:09:15,479
It was you last night.

1150
01:09:15,840 --> 01:09:17,479
I only saw the flash.

1151
01:09:18,090 --> 01:09:21,390
I don't think your wife would be too
thrilled to see that, do you?

1152
01:09:22,590 --> 01:09:25,790
Blackmail. Oh, yes, I suppose you could
call it that.

1153
01:09:26,350 --> 01:09:27,890
What is it you want, money?

1154
01:09:28,130 --> 01:09:30,390
Oh, please, nothing so vulgar.

1155
01:09:30,830 --> 01:09:32,390
I want you to be nice.

1156
01:09:33,590 --> 01:09:36,250
Nice? Nice to my friends.

1157
01:09:37,010 --> 01:09:38,310
Perhaps I should explain.

1158
01:09:40,770 --> 01:09:42,229
I don't know what came over me.

1159
01:09:42,630 --> 01:09:44,930
It's called desperation, mate, don't
worry about it.

1160
01:09:45,330 --> 01:09:46,830
Desperation? Did I seem desperate to
you?

1161
01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:48,600
I thought so's the only one I'd noticed.

1162
01:09:49,060 --> 01:09:50,899
Oh, goody.

1163
01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:52,680
The Earl of Giddom is up.

1164
01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:57,780
Look, Rob. It's all right. Not going to
say anything today. Don't worry.

1165
01:09:58,060 --> 01:10:02,940
No, no, I just want to say I realise how
hard it's been for you, you know, with

1166
01:10:02,940 --> 01:10:03,940
Marcus.

1167
01:10:04,460 --> 01:10:07,380
I know you're trying really hard now. I
really appreciate you making the effort.

1168
01:10:07,920 --> 01:10:08,920
Thanks, baby boy.

1169
01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:11,600
Oh, I don't want to say, mate. I'm
moved.

1170
01:10:12,700 --> 01:10:14,260
Aren't you? I'd still rather thump him.

1171
01:10:15,190 --> 01:10:17,530
Good morning, David. Good morning, Rob.

1172
01:10:18,050 --> 01:10:22,690
Aha, the full English fry -up. Oh, here
we go. What's that, Marcus? Is this all

1173
01:10:22,690 --> 01:10:26,250
a bit too working class for you? I'm
sure if you ask nicely, they'll rustle

1174
01:10:26,250 --> 01:10:27,450
up a couple of quail's eggs.

1175
01:10:29,070 --> 01:10:29,949
Oh, no.

1176
01:10:29,950 --> 01:10:34,410
I was just thinking I'll have what
you're having. It looks absolutely

1177
01:10:34,870 --> 01:10:36,930
What's going on? First you being nice,
now him.

1178
01:10:37,750 --> 01:10:38,568
Morning, Rob.

1179
01:10:38,570 --> 01:10:40,250
Morning. Lovely morning.

1180
01:10:40,510 --> 01:10:42,570
Oh, I can't cope with this. I need to
lie down.

1181
01:10:43,690 --> 01:10:48,490
Oh, David, before you go, I would just
like a quick word. Oh, yeah? You see,

1182
01:10:48,530 --> 01:10:51,190
we've got this large housing development
taking place.

1183
01:10:51,510 --> 01:10:54,990
Oh, Swallowfields. Yeah, yeah, I've
heard all about it. Well, I was rather

1184
01:10:54,990 --> 01:10:58,710
hoping to involve your company in some
way. Would you be interested?

1185
01:10:59,070 --> 01:10:59,829
Would I?

1186
01:10:59,830 --> 01:11:01,570
Marcus, I'll bite your hand off for an
order.

1187
01:11:01,850 --> 01:11:06,730
Putting aside your cannibalistic
tendencies, I'll get my people to make

1188
01:11:06,730 --> 01:11:07,730
sometime next week.

1189
01:11:07,910 --> 01:11:09,550
Oh, magic. Thanks very much, Marcus.

1190
01:11:14,220 --> 01:11:15,219
But guess what just happened?

1191
01:11:15,220 --> 01:11:17,060
Marcus has just had a chat with me
without a contract.

1192
01:11:17,300 --> 01:11:18,259
What do you think you're doing?

1193
01:11:18,260 --> 01:11:19,139
I'm having breakfast.

1194
01:11:19,140 --> 01:11:21,660
Do you want to hear what you said?
You're not eating that, Dave. I am. No,

1195
01:11:21,660 --> 01:11:25,160
telling you, you're not. Kath, listen.
No, forget it, Dave. I'll get you a nice

1196
01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:27,520
bowl of muesli. Stop it. I didn't have
any dinner last night.

1197
01:11:27,820 --> 01:11:28,820
Down, boy, down.

1198
01:11:29,140 --> 01:11:30,019
Drop it.

1199
01:11:30,020 --> 01:11:31,019
Huh? Drop.

1200
01:11:31,020 --> 01:11:32,900
Oh, you bad boy.

1201
01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:34,620
Kath, I've had enough.

1202
01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:36,140
I'm not listening to you anymore.

1203
01:11:36,440 --> 01:11:37,680
But, Dave, it's only if you aren't good.

1204
01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:41,100
I know you mean well, but I just don't
want to die at all, right? You said you

1205
01:11:41,100 --> 01:11:42,640
did. Yeah, well, now I don't.

1206
01:11:43,160 --> 01:11:45,520
You're just going to have to accept that
I'm never going to be Brad Pitt.

1207
01:11:45,780 --> 01:11:50,720
Oh, dear. Look, I'm perfectly happy the
way I am. Take it or leave it. Now, do

1208
01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:51,519
you want to hear my news?

1209
01:11:51,520 --> 01:11:53,740
No. Oh, please yourself. I'm having
breakfast.

1210
01:11:55,660 --> 01:11:57,900
Right, everyone, if I could just have
your attention.

1211
01:11:58,120 --> 01:11:59,079
Thank you.

1212
01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:02,520
Dot is about to hand out packs for day
two.

1213
01:12:03,120 --> 01:12:04,019
Packed, Dot?

1214
01:12:04,020 --> 01:12:05,020
Ooh.

1215
01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:11,680
Now, you'll also be getting buckets and
spades.

1216
01:12:12,870 --> 01:12:15,850
Donated by Jimmy Toybox. Thank you,
Jimmy.

1217
01:12:19,970 --> 01:12:24,530
Now, the need for these will become
apparent as the day progresses.

1218
01:12:25,550 --> 01:12:28,730
Anyway, good luck to you all, and see
you all by the seaside, eh?

1219
01:12:29,250 --> 01:12:32,990
A bit of a giveaway, eh?

1220
01:12:34,450 --> 01:12:36,690
Come on, buckets, buckets, buckets.

1221
01:12:43,050 --> 01:12:44,050
Forgot to tell you, Dave.

1222
01:12:44,310 --> 01:12:47,690
Because they lost their van, I told
Maurice and Grace they could come in

1223
01:12:47,690 --> 01:12:48,690
all of them.

1224
01:12:48,870 --> 01:12:49,870
You did what?

1225
01:12:50,010 --> 01:12:53,210
It's all right. We've got plenty of
room. It's not about how much room we've

1226
01:12:53,210 --> 01:12:55,670
got. Oh, God, I knew this was too good
to laugh.

1227
01:12:55,910 --> 01:12:57,610
Oh, don't be so petty.

1228
01:12:57,850 --> 01:13:00,350
What means I'm going to be squashed up
against old Faceache again?

1229
01:13:00,670 --> 01:13:01,970
It's like ground all day.

1230
01:13:02,410 --> 01:13:06,070
I'm sorry. You cannot deliver the mail
on Sunday, then charge me for the Sunday

1231
01:13:06,070 --> 01:13:09,650
Times. I know there's only 30p
difference, but there's a principal at

1232
01:13:09,650 --> 01:13:10,650
here.

1233
01:13:16,750 --> 01:13:18,110
So you're coming with us now?

1234
01:13:18,390 --> 01:13:19,730
Well, if that's OK with you.

1235
01:13:20,050 --> 01:13:21,050
Don't give it a second thought.

1236
01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:24,710
Oh, that's very good of you, Dave. We
really appreciate it. It's great to have

1237
01:13:24,710 --> 01:13:25,509
you along.

1238
01:13:25,510 --> 01:13:26,610
So, who's doing the clues?

1239
01:13:26,810 --> 01:13:28,970
Well, don't give them to Rob. He's the
reason we're in last place.

1240
01:13:29,230 --> 01:13:30,230
Oh, that's a bit harsh.

1241
01:13:30,310 --> 01:13:31,289
It's true, though.

1242
01:13:31,290 --> 01:13:33,590
Cheers. No, what we need is a bit of
girl power.

1243
01:13:34,270 --> 01:13:35,270
Girl power?

1244
01:13:35,390 --> 01:13:37,370
Yes, Mr Lost in the Woods All Night.

1245
01:13:39,010 --> 01:13:40,010
Girl power.

1246
01:13:40,890 --> 01:13:41,890
Here you are, Greg.

1247
01:13:41,930 --> 01:13:42,930
Welcome to you.

1248
01:13:48,020 --> 01:13:49,380
What? It's work.

1249
01:13:49,660 --> 01:13:53,920
No, it's not, Rob. It's not work. It's
never work. Don't insult my

1250
01:13:54,320 --> 01:13:55,320
Oh,

1251
01:13:55,880 --> 01:13:56,880
it's Jackie.

1252
01:13:57,280 --> 01:14:00,780
Would this be the same Jackie that sent
you four texts in the car yesterday?

1253
01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:04,920
The same Jackie you were talking to in
the pub car park? The same Jackie who

1254
01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:06,720
texted you in our room last night?

1255
01:14:06,940 --> 01:14:08,000
Last night. Oh, you're pathetic.

1256
01:14:08,660 --> 01:14:12,640
Do you think you are so bloody clever?
But do you know what the real irony in

1257
01:14:12,640 --> 01:14:13,640
all this is, Rob?

1258
01:14:13,770 --> 01:14:16,130
It's all the time you've been treating
me like an idiot. You're the one who

1259
01:14:16,130 --> 01:14:20,390
hasn't got the sense to clear your call
register or delete your messages or

1260
01:14:20,390 --> 01:14:23,470
throw away restaurant receipts from your
wallet. Look, can we go somewhere and

1261
01:14:23,470 --> 01:14:24,470
talk about this? No!

1262
01:14:24,950 --> 01:14:26,570
There is nothing to talk about.

1263
01:14:27,170 --> 01:14:28,530
Who is she, anyway?

1264
01:14:29,470 --> 01:14:33,090
Another hairdresser, another barmaid,
another aerobics instructor.

1265
01:14:33,550 --> 01:14:37,690
She's no one. She's nothing. Honestly,
she's just someone I met. That's all.

1266
01:14:37,690 --> 01:14:39,790
doesn't mean anything to me. No, well,
they never do, do they?

1267
01:14:40,850 --> 01:14:42,750
God, I am just so sick of this.

1268
01:14:42,970 --> 01:14:47,130
Leonie, it stopped ages ago. I can't
help it if she keeps texting me, can I?

1269
01:14:47,130 --> 01:14:51,190
I'm supposed to believe that, am I? Yes,
it stopped, Leonie. I promise you,

1270
01:14:51,230 --> 01:14:55,250
faithfully. Faithfully? Oh, that's
great, coming from a serial adulterer

1271
01:14:55,250 --> 01:14:56,670
you. Shut up.

1272
01:14:56,930 --> 01:14:58,290
Shut up. I've had enough.

1273
01:14:59,130 --> 01:15:02,670
I've closed my eyes to your screwing
around for the last time. Do you hear

1274
01:15:03,190 --> 01:15:07,290
Now, you're going to call her and tell
her it is over. No more phone calls, no

1275
01:15:07,290 --> 01:15:08,330
more texts, right?

1276
01:15:09,250 --> 01:15:10,750
No more contact, Rob.

1277
01:15:11,290 --> 01:15:12,290
None.

1278
01:15:12,830 --> 01:15:14,210
OK. I mean it, Rob.

1279
01:15:14,570 --> 01:15:17,430
If I find out you're still in touch with
her and then we are finished.

1280
01:15:18,670 --> 01:15:21,430
You pack it in now or you are out. Do
you understand me?

1281
01:15:51,750 --> 01:15:55,630
Hi. Daniel, what are you doing here? I
thought you were off on some treasure

1282
01:15:55,630 --> 01:15:56,670
hunt. I was.

1283
01:15:57,470 --> 01:15:59,290
I left as soon as I got your text.

1284
01:15:59,510 --> 01:16:00,590
I've been up all night.

1285
01:16:00,970 --> 01:16:01,970
Yeah, so have I.

1286
01:16:02,730 --> 01:16:04,110
Yeah. Sorry.

1287
01:16:07,550 --> 01:16:09,910
So, you all right?

1288
01:16:10,310 --> 01:16:11,310
I'm fine.

1289
01:16:12,170 --> 01:16:13,170
You look terrible.

1290
01:16:13,530 --> 01:16:16,750
Thanks. I mean, really, wrung out. Yes,
can you just stop now, please? Sorry.

1291
01:16:20,090 --> 01:16:21,090
So,

1292
01:16:22,570 --> 01:16:24,490
Is this... The baby?

1293
01:16:24,810 --> 01:16:25,810
Yes.

1294
01:16:26,670 --> 01:16:27,790
Oh, look.

1295
01:16:28,690 --> 01:16:29,850
She's gorgeous.

1296
01:16:30,590 --> 01:16:31,770
He's gorgeous.

1297
01:16:34,870 --> 01:16:35,870
Wow.

1298
01:16:37,870 --> 01:16:39,970
Can I... Of course.

1299
01:16:45,270 --> 01:16:46,270
Look.

1300
01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:55,820
Chloe, I know you don't want to talk
about this now.

1301
01:16:57,220 --> 01:16:59,140
But we have to sort this out once and
for all.

1302
01:16:59,700 --> 01:17:00,780
Oh, Daniel, please.

1303
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:03,060
I know you've got rights.

1304
01:17:05,280 --> 01:17:07,180
But whoever's the father's got right
too.

1305
01:17:08,440 --> 01:17:09,440
So tell me.

1306
01:17:10,560 --> 01:17:11,560
Please.

1307
01:17:13,580 --> 01:17:14,580
Am I the father?

1308
01:17:15,280 --> 01:17:16,280
Or is it Dominic?

1309
01:17:17,180 --> 01:17:19,680
You're never going to let this drop, are
you? How can I?

1310
01:17:21,870 --> 01:17:23,470
You're talking about a human being here.

1311
01:17:25,130 --> 01:17:26,870
Chloe, this is so important to me.

1312
01:17:28,130 --> 01:17:29,130
I have to know.

1313
01:17:31,530 --> 01:17:33,690
I'm never going to get any peace, am I?

1314
01:17:36,010 --> 01:17:37,010
All right.

1315
01:17:37,790 --> 01:17:39,490
If you really have to know.

1316
01:17:41,470 --> 01:17:42,670
Yes, it's you, Daniel.

1317
01:17:46,970 --> 01:17:47,970
Oh.

1318
01:17:50,450 --> 01:17:51,450
Good.

1319
01:17:57,420 --> 01:18:00,620
I guess we ought to discuss how we're
going to make this work.

1320
01:18:01,380 --> 01:18:03,080
Sorry? Make what work?

1321
01:18:03,480 --> 01:18:04,780
Well, with you.

1322
01:18:05,500 --> 01:18:06,500
Me.

1323
01:18:07,200 --> 01:18:08,200
And the baby.

1324
01:18:09,300 --> 01:18:12,900
Look, I know you want to do the whole
single mum bit, and that's cool.

1325
01:18:14,760 --> 01:18:15,960
But I am his father.

1326
01:18:18,020 --> 01:18:19,560
I should be here for him, shouldn't I?

1327
01:18:19,940 --> 01:18:21,600
And for you as well, come to that.

1328
01:18:24,320 --> 01:18:26,640
You mean giving up France, of course,
but...

1329
01:18:27,100 --> 01:18:30,800
Well, it's the right thing to do. You're
going to give up living in France?

1330
01:18:33,380 --> 01:18:36,700
Well... Yes.

1331
01:18:37,380 --> 01:18:38,380
And Juliet?

1332
01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:41,560
Yes.

1333
01:18:44,220 --> 01:18:46,240
Daniel, that's going to make you so
unhappy.

1334
01:18:46,820 --> 01:18:48,560
And it's going to make Juliet unhappy.

1335
01:18:48,780 --> 01:18:50,400
And it's really not necessary.

1336
01:18:50,720 --> 01:18:52,100
But, Chloe... No, let me finish.

1337
01:18:53,040 --> 01:18:56,280
I think that it is sweet that you would
even consider...

1338
01:19:24,849 --> 01:19:25,970
Timberlake? Well, here we are.

1339
01:19:26,330 --> 01:19:28,710
Upon the green there's the sign of a
wise old bird.

1340
01:19:29,230 --> 01:19:32,850
Which is the green, there's the sign,
and the owl is a wise old bird.

1341
01:19:33,310 --> 01:19:34,310
Well done, Grace.

1342
01:19:34,510 --> 01:19:35,670
You're a wise old bird yourself.

1343
01:19:42,570 --> 01:19:43,570
Good.

1344
01:19:45,930 --> 01:19:48,350
Ah, you play away from home, you've only
got yourself to blame.

1345
01:19:49,250 --> 01:19:50,970
What goes around comes around, matey
boy.

1346
01:19:51,190 --> 01:19:54,950
Yes, he who lives by the sword dies by
the sword.

1347
01:19:55,400 --> 01:19:59,840
As ye reap, so shall ye sow. Yeah, all
right. What is this, the Penguin Book of

1348
01:19:59,840 --> 01:20:03,000
Quotations? Well, people like you want
to learn to keep in their trousers.

1349
01:20:03,260 --> 01:20:06,140
And people like you want to learn to
keep their traps shut.

1350
01:20:10,560 --> 01:20:11,560
You all right now, love?

1351
01:20:12,480 --> 01:20:14,200
Yeah, she's fine. I'm so sorry.

1352
01:20:14,620 --> 01:20:17,180
I shouldn't have gone off like that. I'm
not in front of everybody. Of course

1353
01:20:17,180 --> 01:20:18,460
you should. I'm so embarrassed.

1354
01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:20,280
You don't need to be embarrassed. It's
the grace.

1355
01:20:20,700 --> 01:20:21,700
No. No.

1356
01:20:22,560 --> 01:20:23,560
He had it coming.

1357
01:20:23,640 --> 01:20:24,640
Yes, he did.

1358
01:20:24,800 --> 01:20:28,580
And I'll tell you something, if Morris
ever did anything like that to me, well,

1359
01:20:28,660 --> 01:20:32,460
all right, it's not likely, but if he
did, I'd give him the full Lorraine

1360
01:20:32,460 --> 01:20:33,460
Bobbitt treatment.

1361
01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:41,680
All right, that is it.

1362
01:20:42,360 --> 01:20:49,160
No, no, it's not... Ah, too for an
upgrade

1363
01:20:49,160 --> 01:20:50,160
anyway.

1364
01:20:52,300 --> 01:20:53,300
Oh, Dave.

1365
01:20:53,840 --> 01:20:57,440
I thought it was Rob's... I'm so sorry.

1366
01:20:58,820 --> 01:20:59,920
I can go and get it.

1367
01:21:00,400 --> 01:21:03,780
Don't worry, I'll get it. I'm getting
used to wading into ponds.

1368
01:21:04,100 --> 01:21:06,060
Don't worry about it, Rob. It will work
anyway.

1369
01:21:06,440 --> 01:21:08,040
Come on, then. Let's get cracking.

1370
01:21:08,500 --> 01:21:09,500
What's next, Grace?

1371
01:21:09,800 --> 01:21:10,800
Right,

1372
01:21:11,060 --> 01:21:13,400
two more clues and then lunch.

1373
01:21:13,860 --> 01:21:16,580
Woo! And then it's off to the seaside.

1374
01:21:16,960 --> 01:21:18,160
You're like a big kid, you are.

1375
01:21:19,380 --> 01:21:21,480
I must say I'm looking forward to lunch.

1376
01:21:21,820 --> 01:21:22,820
Are you, Marcus?

1377
01:21:24,140 --> 01:21:25,500
Which of course is on me.

1378
01:21:38,940 --> 01:21:42,700
Still no sign of the booze cruisers.
They're going to be lost again.

1379
01:22:09,640 --> 01:22:11,760
We've just about given up on you, Dave.

1380
01:22:12,080 --> 01:22:13,340
Oh, yeah, we've got a flat tyre.

1381
01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:16,780
Yes, we've rather missed it, I'm afraid.
The treasure hunt's all but finished.

1382
01:22:17,220 --> 01:22:19,100
We've got the prize giving at three.

1383
01:22:19,400 --> 01:22:22,640
Good. Let's get inside and have a drink.
No way. We're going to finish this

1384
01:22:22,640 --> 01:22:25,820
treasure hunt. It's a matter of
principle now. Yeah, I'm with you, Dave.

1385
01:22:25,820 --> 01:22:26,820
come this far.

1386
01:22:26,980 --> 01:22:28,100
I'm in time to agree.

1387
01:22:28,560 --> 01:22:30,980
Hey, why don't you wait in the bar,
lasses? We won't be long.

1388
01:22:31,260 --> 01:22:33,580
Last time he said that, we got lost in
the woods all night.

1389
01:22:36,300 --> 01:22:37,740
All right, then, Dave.

1390
01:22:37,960 --> 01:22:38,960
Good luck.

1391
01:22:39,020 --> 01:22:40,780
Your marker number five.

1392
01:23:31,400 --> 01:23:34,740
There we are, number five. What exactly
are we looking for?

1393
01:23:35,400 --> 01:23:37,040
Ah, margas, me boys.

1394
01:23:37,520 --> 01:23:38,520
Spanish doubloons.

1395
01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:40,040
Well,

1396
01:23:40,720 --> 01:23:42,880
actually, it's a tough way of boxing a
big fish in it. That's where I was last

1397
01:23:42,880 --> 01:23:43,880
year.

1398
01:23:44,280 --> 01:23:45,460
Who wants to start the digging?

1399
01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:47,380
Oh, not with that.

1400
01:23:52,060 --> 01:23:53,060
Here we are.

1401
01:23:54,680 --> 01:23:58,460
Done this before, remember?

1402
01:23:59,070 --> 01:24:02,990
I don't think that's in the spirit of
the competition, Dave. Oh, shut up!

1403
01:24:07,130 --> 01:24:07,610
Do

1404
01:24:07,610 --> 01:24:16,930
you

1405
01:24:16,930 --> 01:24:18,830
know what surprised me most about this
trip?

1406
01:24:19,610 --> 01:24:22,510
Rob? No, no, that's not a surprise.

1407
01:24:23,130 --> 01:24:24,210
No, it's Marcus.

1408
01:24:24,570 --> 01:24:28,230
I can't believe the change in the man.
He's polite, he's courteous.

1409
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:30,340
I don't think he can stop leering at me.

1410
01:24:30,840 --> 01:24:31,940
And I'll tell you something else.

1411
01:24:32,860 --> 01:24:34,940
He said he was going to give my Dave a
contract and all.

1412
01:24:35,680 --> 01:24:36,820
I know.

1413
01:24:37,380 --> 01:24:38,380
It's amazing.

1414
01:24:38,700 --> 01:24:39,700
Don't you think so, Grey?

1415
01:24:40,680 --> 01:24:41,680
Amazing.

1416
01:24:44,180 --> 01:24:45,760
Well, you know something.

1417
01:24:46,620 --> 01:24:47,620
Do I?

1418
01:24:47,680 --> 01:24:48,680
Grey Stringer.

1419
01:24:49,600 --> 01:24:50,600
What's going on?

1420
01:24:51,840 --> 01:24:55,700
Well, you know, last night, when he went
off with the tart in the blue dress...

1421
01:24:56,080 --> 01:25:00,720
You know, I really can't believe they
would have buried whatever it is quite

1422
01:25:00,720 --> 01:25:01,720
deep.

1423
01:25:02,340 --> 01:25:03,780
We don't know that for sure, Marcus.

1424
01:25:04,400 --> 01:25:07,280
Lawrence wouldn't want the tide to carry
it away, would he? Are you kidding?

1425
01:25:07,800 --> 01:25:12,000
At this depth, the JCB couldn't carry it
away. Can't we just stop now and go for

1426
01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:14,000
a drink? Come on, Rob. We're almost
there.

1427
01:25:14,280 --> 01:25:15,720
Where? Australia?

1428
01:25:15,940 --> 01:25:18,320
Have a look at that.

1429
01:25:22,020 --> 01:25:24,220
Am I holding this the right way, or...?
Yeah.

1430
01:25:25,200 --> 01:25:27,620
Tell her he begins in Cien. Ah.

1431
01:25:28,520 --> 01:25:30,280
Ah, the mucky bugger.

1432
01:25:30,960 --> 01:25:32,880
He should be ashamed of himself.

1433
01:25:33,500 --> 01:25:35,160
He should, but I'm sure he's not.

1434
01:25:35,980 --> 01:25:38,580
You wouldn't really show this to his
wife, would you? I might.

1435
01:25:39,120 --> 01:25:41,500
Especially if Dave's contract doesn't
come through.

1436
01:25:41,780 --> 01:25:42,759
Well, that's blackmail.

1437
01:25:42,760 --> 01:25:43,760
I know.

1438
01:25:45,160 --> 01:25:47,980
God. You are a devious woman, Grace.

1439
01:25:48,280 --> 01:25:49,320
I do my best.

1440
01:25:54,090 --> 01:25:56,870
Can I just ask how much longer you
intend to be?

1441
01:25:57,150 --> 01:25:58,170
A while yet, why?

1442
01:25:58,450 --> 01:26:01,090
Well, I hate to be the harbinger of bad
news.

1443
01:26:01,410 --> 01:26:02,910
Then don't be. Keep it to yourself.

1444
01:26:03,170 --> 01:26:05,290
That's not entirely going to be
possible.

1445
01:26:05,810 --> 01:26:07,290
All right, Marcus, what's the bad news?

1446
01:26:07,890 --> 01:26:10,990
Oh, bloody hell! The tide's coming in!

1447
01:26:11,430 --> 01:26:15,710
The tide's coming in! The tide's coming
in! Yes, we should see that too, can

1448
01:26:15,710 --> 01:26:16,710
you? We know!

1449
01:26:17,370 --> 01:26:20,610
Hey, help us out. I'm drowning here.

1450
01:26:21,030 --> 01:26:22,610
Oh, come on then, you old git.

1451
01:26:24,590 --> 01:26:25,590
Get the car started.

1452
01:26:26,010 --> 01:26:27,010
Oh, Christ.

1453
01:26:28,710 --> 01:26:32,750
I'm sorry that we couldn't wait any
longer for the booze cruisers, but it

1454
01:26:32,750 --> 01:26:35,330
doesn't really matter because they
finished last anyway.

1455
01:26:36,610 --> 01:26:39,450
Now, this is the best bit. Where the
hell are they?

1456
01:26:40,150 --> 01:26:41,470
I'll give Dev a call on his mobile.

1457
01:26:42,850 --> 01:26:43,870
Oh, no, I can't.

1458
01:26:45,710 --> 01:26:50,890
I'll call Rob. And secateurs, could I
have the captain of the Bromley Boys?

1459
01:26:52,380 --> 01:26:54,740
No, it's a bit tricky at the moment.
Kath can't really talk.

1460
01:26:55,900 --> 01:26:58,980
No, we're expecting a sea king
helicopter any minute.

1461
01:26:59,940 --> 01:27:05,140
Yeah. Yeah, Lord Tosspot here, back the
car straight into the hole we dug on the

1462
01:27:05,140 --> 01:27:07,400
beach. That really wasn't my fault.

1463
01:27:07,860 --> 01:27:10,380
I haven't driven a car in nearly 30
years.

1464
01:27:10,700 --> 01:27:12,500
Come on, Rob, leave him alone. It's not
his fault.

1465
01:27:12,720 --> 01:27:16,100
Oh, I do hope they winch you two up
together so you can carry on kissing his

1466
01:27:16,100 --> 01:27:20,300
arse. Do you have to be so vulgar? I'll
wind your neck in, you totter.

1467
01:27:20,860 --> 01:27:21,860
Totter!

1468
01:27:22,320 --> 01:27:25,680
I knew you were rolling on the back of
my camper van. And don't you bloody

1469
01:27:25,680 --> 01:27:28,240
start. I should have left you in the
hole. Calm down, will you?

1470
01:27:40,360 --> 01:27:43,960
We're all going on a film holiday.

1471
01:27:44,280 --> 01:27:46,140
No more work. Come on.

1472
01:27:46,460 --> 01:27:47,680
We got two.

1473
01:27:48,320 --> 01:27:49,680
One, nine laps.

1474
01:28:21,640 --> 01:28:22,640
weekend, eh?

1475
01:28:22,760 --> 01:28:23,840
We've had some adventures.

1476
01:28:24,460 --> 01:28:25,460
Eh?

1477
01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:31,180
Well, I've enjoyed it. Does the sun
shine on the planet you come from? It's

1478
01:28:31,180 --> 01:28:35,160
a nightmare from beginning to end. I
must admit, from a perverse point of

1479
01:28:35,180 --> 01:28:36,480
that I have enjoyed it too.

1480
01:28:36,780 --> 01:28:40,720
Oh, there you are, you see. You know,
normally you're the sort of people I

1481
01:28:40,720 --> 01:28:42,060
cross the road to avoid.

1482
01:28:42,680 --> 01:28:45,440
But actually, you've all been rather
entertaining.

1483
01:28:47,540 --> 01:28:49,280
Ah, here comes my man now.

1484
01:28:49,710 --> 01:28:54,430
So I'll say goodnight and we'll talk
next week about the contract.

1485
01:28:54,830 --> 01:28:56,730
Contract? Oh,

1486
01:28:58,430 --> 01:28:59,430
yes.

1487
01:29:00,450 --> 01:29:02,230
The contract.

1488
01:29:03,130 --> 01:29:04,130
Next week.

1489
01:29:04,310 --> 01:29:06,230
Anyway, goodnight. Goodnight, Marcus.

1490
01:29:09,710 --> 01:29:10,890
We'll be off too.

1491
01:29:11,670 --> 01:29:12,670
Goodnight.

1492
01:29:13,470 --> 01:29:14,930
Cheerio. Goodnight.

1493
01:29:16,430 --> 01:29:20,170
I don't think I've forgotten about my
lawn. Good night.

1494
01:29:20,590 --> 01:29:21,850
See you. Good night, Cass.

1495
01:29:22,070 --> 01:29:23,210
Good night, Rob.

1496
01:29:24,250 --> 01:29:25,250
Be ahead of yourself.

1497
01:29:25,370 --> 01:29:26,370
See you, Roberto.

1498
01:29:26,950 --> 01:29:33,890
I was just saying, it's going to take
months for that lawn to grow out. Oh,

1499
01:29:33,890 --> 01:29:35,690
give it a rest, Morris, please.

1500
01:29:37,590 --> 01:29:38,590
Oh, no.

1501
01:29:39,150 --> 01:29:40,150
She's back.

1502
01:29:41,830 --> 01:29:44,310
You think she could stay in Wofford for
a week or two?

1503
01:29:49,520 --> 01:29:50,520
They're on again.

1504
01:30:28,720 --> 01:30:29,720
All worked out well in the end.

1505
01:30:30,060 --> 01:30:31,380
I think we came last again.

1506
01:30:31,720 --> 01:30:32,619
Who cares?

1507
01:30:32,620 --> 01:30:33,620
There's always next year.

1508
01:30:34,100 --> 01:30:35,100
Doesn't matter.

1509
01:30:35,180 --> 01:30:37,080
Because I've got a special prize for you
anyway.

1510
01:30:37,500 --> 01:30:38,720
Oh, special prize.

1511
01:30:39,080 --> 01:30:40,080
Yes, big fella.

1512
01:30:41,380 --> 01:30:47,620
I have got something for you that I know
you're going to love. Yeah?

1513
01:30:49,380 --> 01:30:51,720
Out of the date and kidney pie chips and
pea sound.

1514
01:30:52,200 --> 01:30:53,820
Oh, come here, you.